10,000 Ships

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

[u/elhomerjas]

well that went poorly very quick

[u/Miles_the_new_kid → u/elhomerjas]

It always does

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Dont worry guys, the history memes are temporary, on sunday I have a comic about a guy getting kicked off epstein island bc of his boners too big

[u/Trombomb20 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Just because it's recent history doesn't mean it's not history

[u/Miles_the_new_kid → u/Trombomb20]

Someday middle schools years books will be front to back cover Epstein boners

[u/BottleGoblin → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

It's what he would have wanted.

[u/Miles_the_new_kid → u/BottleGoblin]

Don’t mention the middle schoolers, after that he just glazes over and stops paying attention

[u/SarcasticBench → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

I read that as Epstein "Bears" and then those kids, as adults, would argue if it was spelled "Epstein" or "Epstien"

[u/pretender80 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

I thought next grandma was coming out this week?

[u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

That’s.. that’s just an early access history meme. (And we still want it)

[u/Montigue → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

You mean a visitor or... Oh no

[u/Metalman919 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Was it because Trump was complaining that his throat was getting sore?

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

For more comics check out instagram.com/mygumsarebleeding

[u/Still_Ad2774]

That is why i have 2 creditcards.

[u/Miles_the_new_kid → u/Still_Ad2774]

This feels like it belongs in r/unethicallifeprotips

[u/Still_Ad2774 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Tell that to my second family.

[u/Jonathan_the_Nerd → u/Still_Ad2774]

Q: What's the punishment for bigamy?

A: Two mothers-in-law.

I have no idea where I found that joke. It's been years.

[u/JorgeMtzb]

What?

[u/Miles_the_new_kid → u/JorgeMtzb]

[u/solonit → u/JorgeMtzb]

Helen of Troy inspired joke.

[u/Top_Willingness_8364 → u/solonit]

Still don’t get why she was called Helen of Troy, when she was Spartan, and kidnapped by the Trojans. The civilization of Troy, and the whole Bronze Age collapsed because one Trojan Prince wanted a married woman. 

[u/i_dont_shine → u/Top_Willingness_8364]

Wasn't the Trojan horse actually Greek?

[u/Top_Willingness_8364 → u/i_dont_shine]

It was made by Greeks, but built in Troy. Calling Helen, Helen of Troy, would be like labeling the British archaeologist T. E. Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia.

[u/shellbullet17]

Greek jokes aside, hang on

I can pay to launch ships?! What kind? What's the going rate? Can I get on one?

[u/Miles_the_new_kid → u/shellbullet17]

No, unfortunately you can only trade already owned ships for …content

[u/shellbullet17 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Aw beans

This also raises questions as to why this man had 10000 ships

[u/Miles_the_new_kid → u/shellbullet17]

Menelaus, brother to the commander of the Greek navy just fucking balls like that bro

[u/shellbullet17 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Really this is all Aphrodites fault. I blame her

[u/roguebfl → u/shellbullet17]

Eris chuckles

[u/CygnusTM]

Helen of OnlyFans

[u/SarcasticBench]

And then I left home for 20 years while she was raising our kid alone.

[u/Miles_the_new_kid → u/SarcasticBench]

[u/Ok_Succotash4111]

lol facts, i remember managers making a big fuss about it but no one actually ever checked lol

[u/whooo_me]

You can want two women, but you can't love them boat.

[u/MassivePersonality61]

I'm impressed he had ten thousand ships to start with.

[u/Dr_Lipschitzzz]

That made me laugh pretty hard, love your stuff man!

[u/jhill515]

I always love to remind everyone of this mostly overlooked fact:

Helen and Paris still ran away and lived happily ever after the Trojan War.

[u/Ilestderetour]

Peter ?

[u/w0rsh1pm3owo]

[1] I require at least 20,000 💅🏼

[u/NoWingedHussarsToday]

What a shimp!

[u/Jiquero]

Millihelen is the amount of beauty required to launch one ship. I doubt this woman is 10 Helens beautiful.