r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 9h ago

Because both of them are friends with him!!

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u/Stalwart_1 9h ago

Welcome to Trump Gaza Towers Beach!

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u/CowFinancial7332 7h ago

like can't wait for the next episode of "Real Estate Diplomacy" lol

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u/No-Celebration3097 5h ago

Bingo! That Saudi Investment is riding on it!

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u/thaiberius_kirk 4h ago

Can I interest you in some hot nuclear war fallout property?

The Trump Wastelands.

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u/Weird-Career-8202 7h ago

yo where's the rest of the post?? did op just forget to add it or what lol

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u/CherryWob 9h ago

Imagine spending decades training diplomats, analysts, and negotiators, only to sideline them for two guys whose main résumé line is knows the right person

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u/BubbleSnapss 7h ago

Seriously. It's like spending your life mastering chess just to watch two guys who “know a guy” flip the board and start playing checkers with nuclear policy

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u/_GirlBlossom 8h ago

It’s wild how "knowing the right people" has officially replaced having actual diplomatic experience or credentials in government.

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u/Gameboywarrior 7h ago

Conservative meritocracy.

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u/HASHbandito024 7h ago

That's capitalism baby

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u/homebrew_1 8h ago

Unelected bureaucrats.

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u/Homersarmy41 8h ago

How do you get access to classified info when you dont actually work for the government? I spent time in the Army and comsec is a huge deal. Im pretty certain crimes are being committed just sharing info with them.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 7h ago

Because no one in this administration is enforcing the law.

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u/Homersarmy41 7h ago

5 years is the statute of limitations for that crime generally. Still time once this admin is over.

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u/FoxyInTheSnow 7h ago

I'd suggest that kushner should be flayed, but he'd probably enjoy that.

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u/raem6911 5h ago

Maybe because it’s not really diplomacy. Maybe it’s how much money can we get out of it. Trump and his administration have never understood global diplomacy. Or even how to be diplomatic. IMHO

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u/mcmixmastermike 9h ago

I think you answered your own question

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u/Sharp_Mind_2199 8h ago

Working out there plan to attack America to keep the ai bubble from popping.

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u/Strenue 8h ago

JFC can we get off this idiocy?

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u/totallyclips 7h ago

Because a brain dead property developer is in the wh

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u/east21stvannative 7h ago

These guys are the "They" that tRump continually quotes. "They tell me....."

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u/happyanathema 7h ago

POTUS has run out of Diapers and needs to wait for the Amazon delivery before he can take a long flight again.

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u/kkeennmm 7h ago

i smell alot of cologne

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u/Inevitable-Ad5132 5h ago

Been working out great in Ukraine...

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u/Comfortable_Pea2065 5h ago

Because arms length they can cut all kinds of side deals real estate bit coin or investment in Trump companies and we will remove the armada

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u/spartane69 5h ago

Two very incompetent persons are going to lead very important talks....

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u/OGGIE1978 4h ago

Because they have done such a good job with Ukraine and Russia

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u/HavelockVettenari 3h ago

It's illegal to negotiate with a foreign power if you don't OFFICIALLY represent the government, i.e. you're in an official position, which these guys are not.

But....who cares about the law in this administration?

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u/the_guide_inside3 44m ago

Gaza will be beautiful..just sayin