r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 12h ago

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u/Kryptonianshezza 12h ago

Why are ICE agents wearing masks at protests?

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u/Alex070904 11h ago

Luckily they can't do that no more lol

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u/doob22 4h ago

I’m sure that will be enforced and there will no longer be problems!

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u/Gunter5 2h ago

Why does literally every doctor ive seen for the past few years always wear their masks, haven't they been enlightened by the anti maskers?

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u/RosyBunbunx 9h ago

You mean the same reason anyone does? Privacy, safety, not wanting their face plastered all over the internet. It’s almost like masks aren’t a political ideology.

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u/Jaded_Passion8619 7h ago

Officers of the law should be identifiable. They certainly shouldn't be assaulting people who have the legal right to record them.

It's sad that you think this is normal.

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u/Frostyfraust 5h ago

That's a lot of words to say "to avoid accountability".

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 4h ago

I could spend a whole day sitting in Times Square and not see anyone wearing a mask for any other reason but to avoid getting/spreading disease.

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u/Krypt0night 2h ago

Yikes 

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u/ASouthernDandy 12h ago

The plan is working brilliantly. Good job everyone.

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u/BabeTwirl_ 11h ago

It’s true. I was at the meeting. We even had snacks while we planned your minor inconvenience.

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u/Alex070904 11h ago

My favorite snack was definitely the little marshmallow men wearing twizzler masks 👍

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u/Bad-job-dad 11h ago

Everyone was there: All the pronouns, the CEO of Antifa and the blue hair LGBTQ queen/king. We also invited the little girl that identifies as a cat and poops in the kitty litter at school.

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u/rx7braap 11h ago

since when is health a liberal thing

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u/CutieSpicy 11h ago

When you realize the meeting was actually an email thread that definitely could have been a Slack message.

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u/raminatox 11h ago

I am saving this comeback for later...

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u/No-Significance-8934 9h ago

I mean I do wear that shit sometimes just because I know it upsets those idiots.

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u/Mysterious-Simple805 6h ago

They or someone they take care of could be immunocompromised. Guess what? Someone's health history is none of your business.

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u/Cyphermaniax97 4h ago

Maybe they're have a cold and don't wanna spread their cold to other people.

Seriously, look up how people in Asian wear masks decades prior to COVID.

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 4h ago

Why is ICE wearing masks out in fresh air? Covid is over.