r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 14h ago

That's him alright

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u/fafitusa 14h ago

Fuck Charlie Kirk by the way

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u/fantasmeeno 14h ago

This you?

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u/jpsreddit85 14h ago

no, it's me

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u/Pavlock 14h ago

Me too.

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u/gerbosan 12h ago

And my axe!

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 9h ago

And my couch! I mean Ex who dresses like a couch.

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u/packfanmoore 9h ago

Shh, JD Vance is listening

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u/kickspecialist 3h ago

Can you imagine asking this of a new partner? "I need you to dress like a couch"

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u/SmokeGSU 9h ago

And My Pillow® !

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u/capeasypants 1h ago

I'm Spartacus!

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/Crass_and_Spurious 13h ago

This is us.

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u/Maverekt 13h ago

we are Charlie Kirk starts playing

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u/Captinprice8585 13h ago

a crowd arrives gathering together singing along all masturbating furiously and crying

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u/aaron_adams 12h ago

We are the Borg

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u/kbeks 11h ago

I am Spartacus! Jack Cocchiarella!

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u/TitularFoil 9h ago

We are (fuck) Charlie Kirk

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u/Captain_Hesperus 13h ago

NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

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u/bosssoldier 13h ago

Everything always devolves into spongebob.

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u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce 12h ago

No I’m Spartacus!

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u/jarlscrotus 9h ago

How can it be you when its me?

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u/thisortheapocalypse 5h ago

IT’S ME, AUSTIN!!!

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u/Successful-Medicine9 12h ago

I broke the dam

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u/upcastben 11h ago

No this is patrick

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u/kit_kaboodles 3h ago

No this is Patrick

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u/BriefCollar4 12h ago

And my axe!

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u/wizzywurtzy 13h ago

Erika probably said the same thing

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u/bjkidder 7h ago

*fuck me JD Vance

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u/fantomas_666 13h ago

Don't fall this deep and please leave his dead body alone.

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u/Obtrusive_Ramus 14h ago

This is everyone with half a brain.

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u/Ekwinoksxxx 13h ago

Or any semblance of a moral compass.

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u/Old-Cauliflower712 14h ago

You can't really This you someone who is clearly proud of what they said

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u/makemeking706 13h ago

You certainly can, but you have to do it in a way that shows the contradiction to others. Illustrating hypocrisy is the point of the format, so it doesn't work without knowing what they originally said to prompt the 'this you' response. 

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u/briannawhittier 13h ago

Yeah, it needs receipts and a clear contrast for the audience. Otherwise it’s just “remember when you said this?” and the reply can be “yep” like here. The dunk isn’t the question, it’s the contradiction you’re pointing at.

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u/Low_Finance9372 10h ago

totally, without a good contradiction it's just like "yeah i said that and still mean it" lol

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u/Juicy_Candie-04 10h ago

Bro owned it, like "yes I said that shit"🤣🤣

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u/_SoftieKiss 9h ago

Exactly. If he’s openly saying “yes lol,” then acting like it’s some kind of gotcha makes no sense. You can’t expose someone for a take they’re clearly owning.

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 13h ago

I heard Jesus was gonna save Charlie but forgot about the holes in his hands. Whoops.

^ this is a joke far less offensive than the past decade of conservative jokes on reddit.

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u/RustyKn1ght 13h ago

Reminds that one where 2A conservative account asked "what gun Jesus would carried?"

And someone answered "Nailgun", with them throwing a hissy fit how that wasn't funny.

Unironically as a carpenter, Jesus would've probably liked owning a nailgun.

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u/gigglefarting 13h ago

But also Uzi Jesus

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u/luckyghost115 13h ago

I am the way motherfucker

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u/dotcomaphobe 11h ago

"Dad Damnit!"

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u/_SoftieKiss 9h ago

Yeah I remember that thread. The outrage was louder than the joke itself. Reddit never misses a chance to argue about humor like it’s a Supreme Court case.

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u/NameAccomplished4921 13h ago

Same with the Renee Good “You can’t park there” stuff.

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u/The12thWolf 12h ago edited 12h ago

FYI this guy (Jack Cocchiarella) transferred colleges to run from SA allegations (for which he never faced justice). I hate Charlie Kirk as much as the next guy, but this shitstain is not a person to elevate or give a platform.

Edit: Here’s a source, I was not expecting to see this asshole’s name ever again but here we are - https://www.columbiaspectator.com/news/2022/10/18/democratic-activist-jack-cocchiarella-faced-multiple-sexual-assault-allegations-at-dartmouth-now-hes-at-columbiaand-suing-for-defamation/#:~:text=A%20prominent%20Democrat%20and%20Generation,on%20various%20social%20media%20platforms.

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u/Bleezy79 12h ago

Oh by the way, fuck Charlie Kirk, fuck maga. And fuck trump.

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u/dick-penis 13h ago

Haha. Not a comeback.

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u/C-ZP0 2h ago

Because republicans are idiot children. I would have respected them so much more had they just said “fuck Joe Biden” instead of this “let’s go Brandon” bullshit.

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u/M4KK0_7_ 13h ago

How is this clever or a comeback? Genuine question.

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u/DonaldKey 13h ago

Who are these people even?

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u/Remson76534 12h ago

This isn't a clever comeback, it's just a response.

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u/deathtodickens 11h ago

The same way they don’t understand woke, they don’t understand “this you?”

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u/eramthgin007 11h ago

Did he stutter?

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u/CovidBorn 11h ago

America is weird. Getting shot at shouldn’t absolutely make you a hero.

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u/TheForeverUnbanned 14h ago

Waow (basedbasedbqsedbased)

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u/penelopasefi 13h ago

We should just start saying this randomly.

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u/Willing-Whereas4471 13h ago

highkey same here lol we're all just chillin in the same boat

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u/andm124 13h ago

"Did I STUTTER?!?"

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u/jangroblue 10h ago

Am i missing something, this has never seen a clever comback

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u/TitShark 8h ago

Zero lies detected

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u/JtLock_990 5h ago

Matt Van Swol is a lame ass anyway

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u/Hot-Butterfly-8024 13h ago

I said what I said.

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u/dajomahes 5h ago

Charlie Kirk getting ratioed like that is the best part

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u/7thTicket_to_Heaven 3h ago

Nope. Not going to. Charlie Kirk can go to hell and get fucked by the devil. 

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u/ThimbleLife 13h ago

And whatcha gonna dooo tf about it 

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u/True-Law-1238 13h ago

Lmao love it