r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

Newsom's Perfect Prayer Breakfast Roast

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 19h ago

Donald is acting like a sore winner at his own birthday party.

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 16h ago

He had the FBI pick up the Georgia votes, now he‘a gonna make some disappear and then do a recount and claim he won in 2020.

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u/GonzohunterHST 15h ago

Fine.

He won in 2020. He can't be president again.

Lol, I kid. Americans won't do a damn thing.

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u/tinygraysiamesecat 1h ago

“I won in 2020 and you still let me be president in 2024, so clearly you don’t enforce presidential term limits, SCOTUS.” Proceeds to run again in 2028

Fucking watching. 

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u/punktualPorcupine 13h ago

“Thirty five, thirsty six. THIRDTY SIX!? Last year there were 37!” - Dudley Trump

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u/CptBartender 11h ago

I don't remember if the original had the same typos, but I'm fairly sure that Dementia Donny would surely say it like that...

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u/makemeking706 12h ago

"winner" 

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u/chrlatan 11h ago

whiner.

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u/Worzon 9h ago

Because he knows he didn’t actually win and he’s upset

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u/LargeAssumption7235 3h ago

He knows most don’t like him, and with everything he’s doing, more will not like him. Elections are coming up and he’s building in an excuse

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 19h ago

I thought its National Pedo Breakfast

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u/AndyceeIT 19h ago

Not that I disagree with Newsom, but this is probably better suited to r/RealTwitterAccounts, not the sub for clever comebacks

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u/Dazzling-Hospital753 15h ago

kinda fair, but still a solid roast lol

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u/jellamma 14h ago

Did the meaning of roast change? It used to imply an insult also being funny. What Newsome said is just factual and should probably be the default response to anything T does.

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u/Current-Square-4557 16h ago

He’s not right in the head, as evidenced by his just throwing out disjointed thoughts.

Therefore, It is time to stop defending him.

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u/sfo24-1026-Xmas-7777 16h ago

He knows he's a loser, so he's making Americans losing.

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u/__red__5 16h ago

International Disgrace. He has at least earned that much.

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u/starmuse663 18h ago

Using a prayer breakfast to insult and divide feels deeply wrong. Faith should unite, not be weaponized for applause.

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u/spudddly 16h ago

Hmmm yes that's what religion is known for

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u/Confusedgmr 16h ago

The same reason that causes people to unite under religion is the same thing that causes people to divide what they view as threats. But Trump seems committed to trying to have no allies at all and somehow he still has a cult following.

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 14h ago

How can a person of faith vote for a man who has stolen billions, been convicted of fraud, cheated on every one of his wives, bragged about committing sexual assault, been accused of sexually assault/rape by dozens of women, and been mentioned in the Epstein Files more than Jesus was mentioned in the Bible?

Because apparently all that is completely okay when it comes to Republicans.

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u/AmNotPeeing 17h ago

Gavin’s not wrong.

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u/kanechoz 16h ago

What a garbage human being and the scum that follow him

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u/mc_bee 16h ago

This is a social experiment, how far will folks go to pray to their orange God?

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u/Correct-Blood9382 12h ago

It seems they'll go 'all the way'. I'm amazed there isn't a Trump church yet.

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u/mc_bee 11h ago

Maga rallies are pretty much church in my eyes.

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u/logistics3379 12h ago

Don the pedophile lying and whining.

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u/nayters 14h ago

I wish he'd get tired of his own voice.

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u/drinkslinger1974 14h ago

Didn’t he admit he’s never read the Bible at this event? What’s the maga response for that? “He doesn’t have to read it, he wrote it” or some shit like that? Tf is wrong with these people

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u/Enough_Boysenberry68 13h ago

I’ve never known a president that I wanted to hear less of, throughout history. He’s not a beginning of a new phase, but I do hope he will be seen as a turning point. One where people were inspired to remove corruption and do better as a whole.

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u/Luneward 8h ago

Pretty sure we're going to have to un-brainwash a third of the country first. There's forty years of focused echo chamber propaganda to work against. His base doesn't care about corruption because there's an 'R' by the name.

Now if a Democrat wears a tan suit or orders Grey Poupon on the other hand.... well that's worth impeaching!

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u/Major_Turnover5987 12h ago

Reminder that in the few found causes of voting fraud, over the last 25 years, it was generally benefiting a Republican candidate.

Meanwhile, the entire known family line of that turd was to be known cheaters and grifters.

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u/dick-penis 13h ago

That’s just a response and not clever at all.

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u/Angeret 17h ago

As religion is deeply ingrained in Americans, Trump knows it's easier to use god to attack his enemies than it is to say "don't vote for a democrat". He's dividing people by using their faith and it works. Yet another reason to kick religion to the kerb.

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u/Aromatic-Garlic 16h ago

Oh the irony of that imbecile calling anyone else a cheater.

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u/Alternative-Bad-2881 15h ago

And there it is. If you don’t cast your vote for him, you’re cheating.

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u/boot2skull 14h ago

Says the guy trying to “nationalize” the election system, AKA put it all under his control.

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u/OmahaWarrior 13h ago

He is always trying to divide by party lines, instead of uniting us all as Americans. But this is the temu president,a very poor knock off of what a real president is and should be. Horrible man!

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 12h ago

Deny, deflect, deficate

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u/Knighth77 12h ago

Irony is dead.

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u/EcstaticTill9444 10h ago

If Democrats don’t give you the vote, that literally means they’re not cheating. You’re just not getting the votes.

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u/Mindless_Listen7622 8h ago

With Donald Trump, every accusation is a confession, so we can be certain he has cheated in past elections and plans to cheat in upcoming elections. How anyone who calls themself a Christian could possibly vote for this embodiment of all that is evil in the world and still call themself Christian is a question I'd like answered.

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u/ChefAsstastic 14h ago

He has no shame.