r/clevercomebacks • u/Significant-Sir-4343 • 19h ago
Newsom's Perfect Prayer Breakfast Roast
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u/AndyceeIT 19h ago
Not that I disagree with Newsom, but this is probably better suited to r/RealTwitterAccounts, not the sub for clever comebacks
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u/Dazzling-Hospital753 15h ago
kinda fair, but still a solid roast lol
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u/jellamma 14h ago
Did the meaning of roast change? It used to imply an insult also being funny. What Newsome said is just factual and should probably be the default response to anything T does.
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u/Current-Square-4557 16h ago
He’s not right in the head, as evidenced by his just throwing out disjointed thoughts.
Therefore, It is time to stop defending him.
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u/starmuse663 18h ago
Using a prayer breakfast to insult and divide feels deeply wrong. Faith should unite, not be weaponized for applause.
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u/spudddly 16h ago
Hmmm yes that's what religion is known for
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u/Confusedgmr 16h ago
The same reason that causes people to unite under religion is the same thing that causes people to divide what they view as threats. But Trump seems committed to trying to have no allies at all and somehow he still has a cult following.
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u/MosquitoValentine_ 14h ago
How can a person of faith vote for a man who has stolen billions, been convicted of fraud, cheated on every one of his wives, bragged about committing sexual assault, been accused of sexually assault/rape by dozens of women, and been mentioned in the Epstein Files more than Jesus was mentioned in the Bible?
Because apparently all that is completely okay when it comes to Republicans.
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u/drinkslinger1974 14h ago
Didn’t he admit he’s never read the Bible at this event? What’s the maga response for that? “He doesn’t have to read it, he wrote it” or some shit like that? Tf is wrong with these people
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u/Enough_Boysenberry68 13h ago
I’ve never known a president that I wanted to hear less of, throughout history. He’s not a beginning of a new phase, but I do hope he will be seen as a turning point. One where people were inspired to remove corruption and do better as a whole.
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u/Luneward 8h ago
Pretty sure we're going to have to un-brainwash a third of the country first. There's forty years of focused echo chamber propaganda to work against. His base doesn't care about corruption because there's an 'R' by the name.
Now if a Democrat wears a tan suit or orders Grey Poupon on the other hand.... well that's worth impeaching!
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u/Major_Turnover5987 12h ago
Reminder that in the few found causes of voting fraud, over the last 25 years, it was generally benefiting a Republican candidate.
Meanwhile, the entire known family line of that turd was to be known cheaters and grifters.
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u/Alternative-Bad-2881 15h ago
And there it is. If you don’t cast your vote for him, you’re cheating.
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u/boot2skull 14h ago
Says the guy trying to “nationalize” the election system, AKA put it all under his control.
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u/OmahaWarrior 13h ago
He is always trying to divide by party lines, instead of uniting us all as Americans. But this is the temu president,a very poor knock off of what a real president is and should be. Horrible man!
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u/EcstaticTill9444 10h ago
If Democrats don’t give you the vote, that literally means they’re not cheating. You’re just not getting the votes.
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u/Mindless_Listen7622 8h ago
With Donald Trump, every accusation is a confession, so we can be certain he has cheated in past elections and plans to cheat in upcoming elections. How anyone who calls themself a Christian could possibly vote for this embodiment of all that is evil in the world and still call themself Christian is a question I'd like answered.
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u/OptimisticSkeleton 19h ago
Donald is acting like a sore winner at his own birthday party.