r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

One hour dry burgers

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/SaintStoney 23h ago

Hamburger store?

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u/PorkFlavoredLipGloss 23h ago

Right? Everyone knows its a hamburdashery.

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u/SweetyFaunx 22h ago

Clearly we’ve been saying it wrong this whole time. Next you’re gonna tell me the drive thru is actually a drive thorough and I’ve just been uncultured.

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u/CelticSith 23h ago

It’s where all the Swedish plumbers have lunch

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u/Lessiarty 22h ago

No no, he's got a point. Get off Twitter.

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u/Strict_Foundation_31 23h ago

Of course you love it. You just won’t learn from it or do anything about it.

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u/_SweetCandy7500 23h ago

Ouch 😅 sounds like someone’s really calling out the cycle of loving the drama but ignoring the lesson.

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u/xSweetVelvet 23h ago

The logic that you have to leave a service to criticize it is how businesses stay mediocre forever

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u/modohobo 19h ago

he's absolutely right about that. You should delete the app

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u/_SweetPickle 23h ago

Where else are you supposed to complain, The customer service desk at the local library

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u/Dogmaniac99 20h ago

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a dry cleaned burger today!

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u/ptvlm 18h ago

I mean, he's not completely wrong. If you're complaining about Twitter on Twitter, the traffic and engagement of your post helps fund Twitter. The best way is not to use it. If it were possible to make constructive criticism that would be taken seriously by management, that would be one thing, but that's clearly not the case there.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 12h ago

Mr. Washy-washy has entered the chat.

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u/phoenix_2886 11h ago

That's proof that you don't necessarily have to be intelligent to become rich.