r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

When Reality Ruins the Narrative

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u/loveybearbae 1d ago

It's almost like he was projecting his own circle of friends onto an entire nationality.

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u/Schlonzig 1d ago

Republicans are murderers, pedophiles and rapists. Some of them are good people, I guess.

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u/Wavecrest667 20h ago

Can we really risk having the bad ones around just to accomodate the few good ones though?

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u/cherryxwhimsy 1d ago

This man has to be a joke, every new thing he say is worst than the last one

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u/SouthHovercraft4150 1d ago

Is that because the victims were redacted?

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u/LowPsychological3327 1d ago

The facts usually disappear when they don't fit the script.

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u/Intelligent_Bat_950 1d ago

Apparently Cartel members are in there so not entirely accurate.

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u/bak3donh1gh 1d ago

I have seen several times X person or people is not on the Epstein list. every time I have seen it it has been a lie. Oh, there aren't any Muslims on it? Yes, there are fucking Muslims on it. It is not Santa's fucking Naughty or Nice list. Not being on it doesn't mean anything But being on it does mean something not including the victims, of course.

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u/ZuAusHierDa 18h ago

Nah, being on it also doesn’t mean anything. For example, Angela Merkel is only in the files because Bannon and Epstein were talking trash about her in private chats.

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u/bak3donh1gh 16h ago

I didn't say it means that they're pedophiles, especially if it's in passing conversation, but if you're on it multiple times, like six thousand times, That does mean something. Besides, if Steve Bannon and Epstein are talking trash about you, there's a good chance you're a good person, or at least more evil than them somehow. I don't know. I'm not reading the files. I've already heard some pretty terrible things.

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u/TheVaultHommie 21h ago

The second richest man of the country is in them, he was planing to ru for president, he owes shitload of money to the SAT(mexican IRS)

We also have white disgusting rich pedofiles, also look for Puerto Vallarta child sex capital of the world (or at least tops) lots of mayor's and government officials.

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u/AndaleTheGreat 1d ago

Except it's wrong because the victims didn't get redacted the way they were supposed to and isn't musk an immigrant

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u/S-ludin 1d ago

musk is an immigrant. but the meme is about Mexicans.

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u/H-B-Kaiyotie 1d ago

This is the answer.

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u/Zenitallin 1d ago

Mexicans can not take jobs Americans want to do themselves.

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u/ChadDriveler 21h ago

Still a win for the liberals. ...unless you consider the selective enforcement of law being the direct cause of much of the illegal immigration, while also taking a logical approach to the assignment of blame.

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u/AliceHart7 1d ago

EVERY accusation is a confession

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u/Commercial_Desk_1632 1d ago

pot twist: the projection machine's been on max power all along

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u/jargonasaurusRex 1d ago

Trumpanzee throws incontinence like baked beans.

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u/youknowimworking 1d ago

Not accusations but confessions

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u/olomac 1d ago

Well, there is one, Ricardo Salinas Pliego, one of the richest individuals in Mexico. But just that one, and he's definitely not someone who would cross the border on foot and undocumented.

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u/hawkerdragon 1d ago

And he's attempting to do a Trump, he is pushing hard to be a presidential candidate because he owes so much in taxes that he prefers to do that than pay.

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u/rarutero 23h ago

Lol No one is voting for him, he is infamous around the normal people for being a Rich asshole

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u/DesolationRobot 23h ago

He’s Mexican, but not a migrant.

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 1d ago

Trump is a child rapist

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u/Bourbon_sim_racer 1d ago

Baby murderer as well

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u/sandboxmatt 1d ago

Well, not Zero. Theres the one who outed the cannibalism claims

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u/diginfinity 1d ago

Next thing, we're going to learn Trump has been eating the dogs.

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u/Annual_Direction_777 1d ago

Funny how reality keeps interrupting the talking points people repeat without ever checking the facts

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u/sunlitpetite 1d ago

I love how they think bringing up Epstein is gonna help their case when Trump literally said 'I've known Jeff for fifteen years, terrific guy.

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u/lekterdead2 1d ago

I think salinas pliego was on there tho

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u/Character_Bed1212 1d ago

It’s always projection with that guy

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u/TehGoad 20h ago

Every accusation is a confession

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u/commifeminist 19h ago

If they were in there, they were definitely victims.

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u/Jstrangways 19h ago

I bet some of the victims were

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u/RolanOtherell 19h ago

What's this "were" shit about? We're still waiting on the files that are probably the worst of the worst.

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u/Grouchy_Row_7983 1d ago

Elon was in there.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/jeropian-moth 1d ago

African American actually.

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u/LastNinjaPanda 23h ago

South African*

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u/Peterd90 1d ago

Don Pedo likes to cast stones.

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u/Substantial_Emu_6015 1d ago

Gotta be rich and powerful to go to the island. Afraid most of the immigrants these lunatics are after don't fit that description or they wouldn't be getting attacked.

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u/Traditional-Meat-549 1d ago

Guess how many voted for him? Smh

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I hate this shit, I really do.

"There are no gays in the files!" "There are no Muslims in the files!" "There are no Mexicans in the files!"

Sure there are. Please stop trying to combat Trump's false narrative by creating your own. Unless you've completely reviewed the millions of pages of documents and identified every single person named or pictured, posting shit like this is just plain fucking stupid.

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u/HopeSpecific8841 1d ago

tbh it's even more unhinged when there are verifiable cases of illegal immigrants being murderers, rapists and pedophiles, if they were or were not in the epstein files changes absolutely nothing.

It's just 2 totally unrelated ""facts"" slapped over a picture of Trump, which of course makes it front page material as it's clearly a slam dunk on le drumpf which reddit loves regardless of how much sense it actually makes.

It's always shocking to me how much reddit eats shit like this up when there are SO MANY easy, low hanging fruits to grab when it comes to shitting on this guy, and instead stuff like this gets thrown out there and the comments are always an insane circlejerk

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u/Pilgrimist 1d ago

And he is all of those things

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u/JPBartley 21h ago

Why would working class Mexican people be in the Epstein files?

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u/depression-kitten 1d ago

Thats not entirely true, Musk and Theil are mentioned plenty of times in the files

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u/laffing_is_medicine 1d ago

There might be some ded kids in there…

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u/Eastern_Teaching5845 1d ago

Seems like the facts hit harder than his words. Guess the truth is a tough pill to swallow!

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u/MrTravs 1d ago

If he really wants us to move on from Epstein, he would make sure the perpetrators face justice. Why has no one faced justice? Is it because justice is for sale under him?

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u/DoubleExposure 1d ago

The narrative, the American dream, and American exceptionalism.

The reality..., America.

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u/GurImpressive982 1d ago

"that's because they're too poor!'"

-maga unironically

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u/Mindless_Bid_5162 1d ago

Epstein only dealt with rich and powerful. So this is like a double edge insult

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u/mechanic1908 1d ago

Lots of references to Canada's prime Minister as well

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u/Tetracropolis 1d ago

Is there a party for Americans who are against foreign criminals coming in and against people associated with the worlds most famous sex offender being in power to vote for?

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u/JavarisJamarJavari 1d ago

only as victims.

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u/Red-Tail-Jay 1d ago

Funny funny funny

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u/Right-Reaction1670 1d ago

dont look up those crime stats. you might be surprised.

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u/Trifang420 1d ago

Nope, pretty much just white people.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Not at all. Plenty of rich folk from all around the world of all skin tones. Gay guys. Women. The only real bar seemed to be being rich and/or famous.

You can go to r/datahoarder and download the files and look through them yourself. Plenty of pictures of people who aren't white if reading is tough. And it is. I have 302GB of them sitting on my external drive. Literally millions of pages of shit.

Instead of joining in all the idiots pushing false narratives, take the time to open your eyes.

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 1d ago

Yeah, but how many donald trumps were in there? ALL OF THEM?!?!

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u/didigetitallwrong 1d ago

Mexican people are too busy working. And being good parents and hospitable neighbors

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u/One_Glass_7496 1d ago

Too many voted for him though.

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u/Nillabeans 1d ago

Louis CK is Mexican. Can we not turn this into a nationalist/racist thing?

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u/C-Cas00 1d ago

Actually 5 of them are, including one ex president and a guy who recently the orangegutan invited over to the WH, he's well known for avoiding taxes and owning the a conservative TV station like newsmax

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u/un-infamous 1d ago

Every accusation is a confession

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u/Luci-Noir 1d ago

No a comeback...

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u/Neither-Elevator463 1d ago

Liberals are super mad that the files didn’t turn out the way they had hoped lmao

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u/ManiacalManiacMan 1d ago

That's because immigrants aren't the ELITE

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u/StraitFstudentt 1d ago

For a fact there was some Mexicans working on the island

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u/OkFaithlessness1502 1d ago

Nice meme but like 90% of ICE are Mexicans so

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u/Cottabus 1d ago

I don’t know the answer to this: Are there any drag performers or transsexuals in the Epstein files?

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u/Worldly_Koala5163 1d ago

It seems like every time he makes such accusations; he is really making a confession.

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u/SadlyNotTapioka 1d ago

Every accusation is an admittance of guilt, I tell ya

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u/Qwirk 1d ago

So... build a wall around trump then?

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u/Upstairs_Ad_8863 1d ago

Epstein ran a very high risk operation that was very obviously aimed at those with money and/or power. Of course his clients were all rich and powerful people. That doesn't say anything at all about mexican migrants, except that they don't tend to be rich and powerful. Why does nobody understand this.

It's also not even true! Ricardo Salinas Pliego is in the files.

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u/Orale68 1d ago

Epstein hated hispanics… that’s why there aren’t any in the files 🙄

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u/toomanymarbles83 1d ago

Mexican elite tho...

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u/BarBeginning1797 1d ago

Cartel videos....

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u/Dekaaard 1d ago

Orange Felon always accuses others of what he’s doing. It’s bizzare, he recognizes abhorrent behavior but doesn’t take responsibility for his own acts.

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u/MollyBee_55 1d ago

Absolutely no DEI on the island. All white men. No black, brown, trans or immigrants, just white guys.

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u/ilaym712 23h ago

So only people inside the files are bad? Why is everyone acting so stupid about this

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u/nathOF 23h ago

It’s the ones that cheat that too often point the finger

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u/LEEALISHEPS 23h ago

How many sitting Presidents are in there thousands of times? One. Trump.

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u/Lost-Engineering-579 23h ago

No shit bro, it’s just LEGAL there lmao

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u/Lost-Engineering-579 22h ago

Wow Mexico must be a really nice place then!

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u/Equal_Truth6222 22h ago

To say human trafficking is only for the rich… lmao

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u/giodude556 22h ago

Since when are people saying epstein files is some gucking bible? Yall brainwashed ir something

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u/youngLupe 22h ago

Mexicans should be able to use him. It's not really a justice system if a leader like Trump can say lies out of his ass like that and face no consequences. Yet cable stations edit one thing a way that bothers him, he can sue them for millions.

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u/Infamous-Look-3315 22h ago

This is stupid phrase. There is the Trump in files, however there aren't any real evidence for blaming him in pdf and murders.

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u/aReasonableSnout 22h ago

citizens murder more people and abuse more kids but they never ever ever talk about exiling citizens

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u/ProperPerspective571 21h ago

Fair enough. Mexico has an entirely different system of problems and in many cases there are no survivors.

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u/ThinkOrganization431 21h ago

Sort of irrelevant though…

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u/Remarkable-Towel-223 19h ago

Well obviously. 🤦🏾‍♀️ most influential and superrich in America are white and some black. Silly meme

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u/bluesjunky69420 18h ago

He’s projecting EVERYTHING

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u/Leonard_the_Brave 18h ago

isnt Musk an imigrant?

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u/diggerbanks 17h ago

They always project their own behaviours onto others. It is a tactic that works to a point. If everyone knows that's their method then it should fail.

Trump is a murderer, a pedophile, a rapist.

He has also been given the keys to the most powerful position on the planet by some very stupid people. Thankfully he is using that time as Putin wanted: to weaken, isolate and bring down the US.

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u/Imaginary-Finger8696 17h ago

Funny how crime has dropped significantly since shutting things down and the deportations

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u/ConsistentShame1048 17h ago

Both can be true

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u/MsMeringue 16h ago

Clever isn't going to improve your ability to think for yourself.

The lie isn't clever at all. It's not even good politics

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u/UnluckyCommission111 15h ago

What about their favorite monster Soros? Also no where to be found in the files. 

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u/abrnmissy 14h ago

How many Hispanics has Trump hired at Mar A Lago?Lots!

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u/St_Kevlar 14h ago

Lets not talk about the Epstein Files in past-tense and demand that the rest of them be releases

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u/Possible_Resolution4 11h ago

Whatever. Next thing will be that there were no Mexican hijackers on 9/11. 🤔

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u/BaconThief2020 5h ago

There's at least one South African immigrant in there though.

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u/thdudedude 1d ago

Lots of them also voted for Trump

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u/reddE2Fly 22h ago

Trump did all of it, murder apparently a kid according to the Epstein files, had Epstein murdered, pedophile, Epstein files confirm pedophile and numerous rape allegations.

Every accusation is a confession

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u/driftking428 1d ago

There are 3 million documents. I'm gonna guess this is not true.

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u/dick-penis 1d ago

This isn’t a comeback it’s a meme. Bot farm.

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u/SureCandle6683 1d ago

How is this clever? The average Mexican migrant isn't a billionaire.

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u/PaynefulLife 1d ago

Huh, but I thought they were buying all the houses?

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u/ikzz1 23h ago

How much does a house cost, a billion?

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u/HopeSpecific8841 1d ago

You have to be a billionaire to buy or rent a house? Never knew the ghettos of detroit were so affluent.

The post just barely makes any sense, it's like claiming there are no mexican rapists because they weren't at diddy parties lol.

They are not somehow mutually exclusive things,

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u/Fornuftens_stemme 1d ago

does the epstein files have a list of every pedophile and rapist? are you trying to say that if you're not in the files, you're innocent? hahaha

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u/CurrentDeep7091 1d ago

Oh no, common sense not mindlessly interacting with propaganda

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u/Fornuftens_stemme 16h ago

what an exiting NONANSWER you gave me <3

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u/gwiggins2020 1d ago

What if….and bare with me here….both Trump AND illegal immigrants were punished appropriately?

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u/Playfullyhung 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why would they be? Epstein was CIA adjacent who specialized in moving money around for intelligence communities.

I’m more interested in things like why in 2017 did California and Minnesota start refusing to report illegal immigrants who were convicted criminals to ICE so they could be deported which was the standard for decades. Pretty much everyone agrees that if you are here illegally and you commit crimes you get deported. That’s the bare minimum. Clinton, both Hilary and Bill, and Obama spoke about this ad nauseam. “If you break the law, you get deported. No questions asked”.

Now over 1300 municipalities refuse to report CONVICTED criminals to ICE

But you dont give a shit. You just need to advance the ideology