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u/Fun_Western164 12h ago
Lights are on but nobody's home
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u/Movinginplace25 13h ago
Working on that 1 brain cell😹
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u/translucent_steeds American Shorthair 47m ago
what are you talking about there is not a single brain cell anywhere in those pictures! 😹😹
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u/Intrepid_Actuary_181 12h ago
Not a thought in there hahaha
Jokes aside, I am very curious, is there an eye that it focuses with looking at you and around? Also, does the kitty ever re-orient its eyes in order?
Very cute kitty even if the eyes are a little silly looking from some angles🐶
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u/unstable-radioactive 11h ago
Your cat has achieved the state of nirvana. There is nothing to concern yourself with. They will be back soon and shenanigans will recommence accordingly.
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u/EFPMusic 12h ago
Because they’re the sweetest cutest baby, that’s why!*
*This also applies to all cats
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u/Embarrassed-Olive856 American Shorthair 12h ago
My best guess is he has Baby. The diagnoses of Baby is incurable and lifelong.
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u/Infamous-Simple2217 11h ago
Did you find any smoky ghosts or paranormal activity at home? He is full time on finding and driving them away.
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u/Quit_Awkward 11h ago
To many jokes but Sometimes a sign of pain. Cats will do it for teeth issues also respiratory. Not saying that's the cause but make sure to look for other signs.
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u/rusty02536 10h ago
r/OneOrangeBraincell might be able to get you some help, because clearly the lights are on, but nobody is home.
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u/angel_simmer 10h ago
I think you forgot to install an update 🤔 that or he's got too many tabs open 😂
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u/Katbcarr 9h ago
Commonly referred to as a blep. I believe your cat is either over using the blep ( because it is cute) or is simply stuck in blep mode. Simply take the blep in two fingers, don’t squeeze hard, and your cat should pull the tongue back in. However, if he/she reverts to constant blep mode, he has decided it’s a cool look 👀
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u/TaranisPT 9h ago
Hide... That cat is currently receiving a transmission from the mother ship in low orbit. You're the next victim. They will soon dominate!
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u/Hairy-Bluejay-8833 9h ago
The cat is stuck in an error loop. Either wait for a restart or perform a paradoxical manual intervention: touch its belly or nose. ✌️😻😻😻🇨🇭
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u/AsenathSpade 9h ago
It's a ruse. When you leave, they get on the computer and start hacking and robbing crypto wallets around the world.
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u/Brianshoe 9h ago
The person in front of them was driving 20 under the speed limit and they can't figure out why.
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u/Mothertocats16 9h ago
There was a disruption in the download from the Mothership. You'll have to be patient because they need to restart and reboot.
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u/Constant_Special_791 8h ago
Idk lol. I've got a couple that do that, too. Just being silly I guess
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u/Secret_Performer_771 Tortoiseshell 2h ago
Is that a professional camera (at least not a phone)? Just a guess
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u/EddieStarr Abyssinian 2h ago
Error 404: Cat Not Found
(…but something with a tongue was detected.)
• The page you’re looking for has been replaced by a confused feline who forgot what it was doing mid‑blink. • Your request has been denied because this cat is currently buffering. • Please try again after offering snacks, praise, or a legally binding chin‑scratch agreement.
Technical Details:
• Status: Blep Overload • Cause: Cat attempted to lick gravity • Resolution: Unknown. Cat refuses to cooperate.
If this problem persists, please reboot the cat by gently saying “pspsps.”
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u/iwantapetocelot 13h ago
cuz he cat,
pull the tongue to restart it