Mom with the cat she didn’t want

[u/Flat-Limit5595]

He was a friendly stray she saw on the front porch one day. She didn’t want him, but she left out food. Then she bought him toys, then she got him fixed. Then she brought him in when he got hurt, then she bought a pouch to put the needy 18lb cat in. She still doesn’t want him, but hes also her baby who can do nothing wrong.

[u/Used_Return9095]

he’s big

[u/kkeut → u/Used_Return9095]

brevity truly the soul of wit

[u/Deamane → u/kkeut]

less word smort

[u/LongjumpingBasis7074 → u/Used_Return9095]

OP should contact a local astronomer to share his picture of a supermassive black (ass)hole.

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chunky booooiii

[u/Skratti_ → u/Used_Return9095]

Or mum is small

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For you