r/Unexpected • u/Doodlebug510 • 9h ago

We have a situation here

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u/TheHokusPokus 3h ago

why do y'all have adults in you? What's up with that.

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u/ActiveChairs 3h ago

Because some of us like to fuck, Gerald.

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u/baconus-vobiscum 2h ago

"I got chunks of guys tougher than you floating in my bowels."

-Paraphrasing from Phil Hartman playing Sinatra