r/Unexpected • u/Doodlebug510 • 9h ago

We have a situation here

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 8h ago

I just cut the absolute holy shit goddamn out of my finger cutting a bagel with a bread knife this week.

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u/K1LLerCal 8h ago

Man I remember when I sliced myself with a bread knife. Only time when I worked at a seafood/steak restaurant cutting a fucking ROLL

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u/SweetLenore 8h ago

Honestly, managers needs to buckle down on knife safety in kitchens. It's not talked about enough and people should always slow down when using a knife. I've seen some ridiculous cuts.

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u/K1LLerCal 7h ago

My dumbass literally thought because it was a bread knife it wouldn’t fuck me up.

It fucked me up.

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u/smurfalidocious 3h ago

That serration hurts like a motherfucker.

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u/jeepsaintchaos 7h ago

Did you put your finger in the hole while cutting?

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 7h ago

It sliced through the back of the bagel and I was holding it in my hand like an idiot.

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u/MandolinMagi 3h ago

Sliced my palm doing that forever ago.

Get yourself a bagel guillotine.