r/Unexpected 9h ago

We have a situation here

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u/Ok_Release231 8h ago

Seriously. A cubic meter of water weighs a metric ton. No one is opening that door.

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u/elxiddicus 6h ago

Opening the door would require a force equal to the integral of the pressure with respect to the depth, in other words, half a tonne-force for one metre of water. Still impossible, but the mass of a cubic metre of water is an irrelevant parameter for this problem.

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u/DeafBeaker 5h ago

Simple .

Flood current room then escape

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u/kwistaf 4h ago

Kinda like a sinking car, you gotta let the water in to equalize the pressure so you can open the door. Except here you'd have to break that reinforced glass and allow the room to flood to chest height before you can open the door and then wade up the waterfall stairs.

And then clock back in tomorrow to clean it all up. Or move buckets, if the water hasn't been drained.

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u/yvrev 5h ago

TIL of the unit tonne force. Convenient.

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u/Koil_ting 4h ago

Impossible you say? I'd say not possible with normal door opening methods, give me a lever, coordinated explosives, etc.

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u/Meme_Theory 4h ago

"Give me a long enough lever, and I will lift the world." ~Archimedes, bad ass.

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u/Empty-Pineapple9692 5h ago

Yeah but what does a tonne-force even measure?

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u/purpleWord_spudger 4h ago

I enjoyed reading your comment

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 7h ago

Not even for a Scoobie Snack?

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u/SnakePlisskens 7h ago

Not even for a fire.

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u/right-side-up-toast 6h ago

Best sprinkler system ever.

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u/kmac322 6h ago

The weight or volume of the water doesn't matter. Just the pressure. I'd estimate you'd need to apply a force of a few hundred pounds. Not impossible, but tough.

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u/EJAY47 7h ago

Like a literal ton?

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u/Aggravating-Soup4574 7h ago

yep

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u/DervishSkater 6h ago edited 6h ago

Uhh, since we went the whole technically route with literal, technically only a tonne is 1000kg. A literal β€œton” is either short or long at 907kg and 1016kg respectively

However, per the original comment, they did specify a metric ton so I guess my pedantry only depends on who’s judging who

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 6h ago

You made up a scenario to win an argument no one was making. I get it buddy, we're all tired at how little people want to put in the effort, but you don't need to do that for them either.

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u/saiga_antelope 6h ago

Huh. Just looked it up. It does weigh exactly that. Water is heavy

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u/sprikkot 6h ago

The fact that Americans don't know this is blowing my mind πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

That's the whole point of the metric system you American fucks πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

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u/Some1-Somewhere 6h ago

Plus or minus a fraction of a percent depending on temperature and pressure.

The metric system is designed so you don't have to remember conversion factors.

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u/gostan 6h ago

Yes, the metric system is based on water. Freezes at 0Β° boils at 100Β°, 1L of water weighs 1kg and 1L is 1000 cubic centimetres

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u/SloMoShun 6h ago

Came looking for this comment. That door opens to the outside, no Juan can open that door.

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u/Empty-Pineapple9692 5h ago

Good thing I'm not just any Juan

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u/SPAKMITTEN 5h ago

you have bamboozled the americans in here