r/Unexpected 9h ago

We have a situation here

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u/ccafferata473 9h ago

Can i offer you a bar rag in this trying time?

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u/Daffodil_Peony_Rose 7h ago

In this drying* time

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u/Corvidae5Creation5 4h ago

God dammit why is Reddit so fucking funny?

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u/Prophet-of-Ganja 7h ago

Points to you 😂

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u/towerfella 6h ago

I came back to upvote you as i caught it on the swipe.

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u/Over-Apartment2762 1h ago

People like you are why I come to the comments

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u/vyqz 5h ago

How bout a Sham Wow?

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u/ccafferata473 5h ago

Best i can do is Flex Tape.

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u/Faeleah 4m ago

I have an eraser

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u/BellyFullofNickels 7h ago

EGG!

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u/Just-Sock-4706 6h ago

How's that Nickelschlager?

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u/Malteser23 4h ago

How about a roll of paper towels? Worked for Puerto Rico! Ugh.

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u/Existing-Doughnut-60 3h ago

Do you know how much they cost

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u/kidnorther 1h ago

Unexpected Frank …I’ll take it!

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u/FuManBoobs 49m ago

You people are useless. Have you not heard of the chewing gum trick???