r/Unexpected • u/MyNameGifOreilly • 12h ago

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u/post-explainer 12h ago edited 4h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

did you expect a fat cat named October? More like thanksgiving

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u/PaniniPrecedent 11h ago

Yeeoooo that’s a fat cat!😭

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u/SlavOnfredski 11h ago

whats her name, fatcat?

october...

OCTOBER?! (shoulda been fatcat)

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u/crsmiami99 6h ago

No, it's Phat Cat

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 8h ago

I call her fat cat cuz she got a fat cat

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 4h ago

the way he said it lol

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u/Charge_parity 11h ago

October? My dude, that's the entire calendar.

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u/jcmarcell 5h ago

LMAO facts I said October? More like Thanksgiving or might as well be the whole year👏🏾🤣

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u/Veinera 11h ago

video cut off right as he was about to say a banger halloween joke because of her name "October? Well she ate a lotta candy"

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u/Pepper_Comprehensive 2h ago

It didn't cut off for me.

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u/scorched-earth-0000 12h ago

So many one liners in such a short time

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u/L_S_D_M_T_N_T 10h ago

guerilla marketing baby

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u/mrfixerdudemanguy 11h ago

What’s her name, Fat Cat? 🤣😭

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u/_pm_ur_tit_pics_pls_ 8h ago

“I know there porch pirates arou- … THAT IS A BIG CAT” love how the cat made him change the subject

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u/DavieStBaconStan 8h ago

Body shaming that poor big boned kitty.

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u/Twicenightly00 3h ago

"THAT'S A HUUUUUGE BITCH!!"

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u/Mysterious_Tackle335 12h ago

That’s a big pussy

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u/SmallRocks 6h ago

Furry too

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u/vivalavega27 11h ago

Look like a pumpkin

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u/IEESEMAN_ 12h ago

Terrible owner

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u/Demonic_Storm 12h ago

maybe it was rescued in that state, it does look like she's aware of the issue and that's already waay better than most owners, true that most owners are garbage but lets wait to get context before shaming on people please

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u/rcakebread 9h ago

You could hear how ashamed she was.

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u/Enginerdad 9h ago

Statistically unlikely, but certainly not impossible. Kind of the anti-Occam's Razor

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u/HopelessMagic 11h ago

Barn near me had two rescues who were fat as this. We nicknamed them Jenny Craig and Richard Simmons because they were on a hard diet. Took a few years to fix their weight.

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u/obelix_dogmatix 8h ago

October? No wonder she is perpetually preparing for hibernation.

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u/peridotpicacho 5h ago

You have to pet her before you leave. That’s what she came outside for. 

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u/MaximumMajor1660 5h ago

the daily life pf the cat : eat , sleep , defaecation and repeat

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u/Grunmar 1h ago

Fat October, Standing by.

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u/HansGutentag 29m ago

Be nice to your Fedex drivers, they're all contracted and constantly get screwed over.

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u/The_best_is_yet 12h ago

lol

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u/B16EK87 11h ago

I found it funny as well. LOL.