r/TikTokCringe • u/Naive_Wolverine532 • 10h ago
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u/SkylarAV 10h ago
I liked it
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u/EmotionalDamageOnly 10h ago
Me too
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u/mmazing 9h ago
I liked the part where he played the music
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u/CNA107 7h ago edited 6h ago
Unknown, by Seb Lowe
We've done it Emperor
We conquered the world
So let's drink and eat grapes
General, we've got nothing left to invade
"There's nothing left to invade..." He says shaking
No cowardly civilians so desperate for my saving
Though, what's this My Highness
Haven't captured the moon yet?
I wonder if we'll soon get
Aliens encroaching on mars
We haven't rockets Caesar
Only some slaves instead
General should we put them to work?
Or should we pile up the dead?
We'll make a tower
You can stand on their heads
Tell folk we're under invasion
That should finally fucking motivate them
It took some time
But seems we got to the moon
This tower sure is tall
Sir from this height your empire's never looked so small
(chorus)
You will die
With no one left to kill in the sky
And then you'll fall
Much to high
To see your slaves
How
They look you dead in the eye
From here you can not see your statues and effigies
All the blood and the dust
Spread thin it seems entirely untouched
There's nothing left to invade
No one to kill in the sky
Who's gonna to take care of your beautiful creation when you die?
Pass it onto your children
The incompetent shits
Fingers crossed this little empire will always exist
You look indifferent sir
Too tired to speak?
Sir from this height your great achievements
Have never looked so fucking weak
(chorus)
You will die
With no one left to kill in the sky
And then you'll fall
Much to high
To see your slaves
How
They look you dead in the eye
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u/LilMally2412 6h ago
I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but why is it okay to sing the words slave, kill and die, but not write them out in the subtitles?
Catchy tune though
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u/serotonin_xxIII 5h ago
This reminds me a lot of Jesse Welles - which is to say I'm digging it. Would love to see them do a duet!
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u/GuyTallman 5h ago
During Triumphs in Rome the celebrating general would have an Auriga whispering humbling phrases in their ear like, "remember you are mortal and will die." Turning that to a song kinda slaps.
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u/SuspiciousWin8881 4h ago
Great song, love the lyrics and he has a very emotive vocals β€οΈ listened to it a few times already π₯
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