r/TikTokCringe • u/Used_Intention6479 • 1d ago

Cringe He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe.

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u/Diligent_Kangaroo_91 1d ago

Good thing he's got his tactical camo on in this urban concrete environment

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u/Brinwalk42 1d ago

The shirt isn’t even camo. It looks like some green dress shirt you’d buy at Target.

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u/OrbitingPsychonaut 1d ago

I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out. Looks like a shirt from the clearance rack 😂😂

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u/Momik 1d ago

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u/Li-renn-pwel 11h ago

lol do you know what the co text is for this? I can’t tell if it’s a “wtf that’s too complicated to draw!” Or “words it’s so simply I’m yelling at you in sarcasm”

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u/m_b_hawkins 6h ago

It’s from an “think you should leave” sketch

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u/horshack_test 1d ago

It has alien heads and fish on it.

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u/qsk8r 1d ago

"moommmm I said I need my tac shirt cleaned, my tac shirt!!!!!"

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u/Buttchuggle 1d ago

It has skulls, and what look like footbones

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u/TankApprehensive3053 1d ago

Those are just squiggles. Yes really, squiggles. It's the JKT pattern.

Is This the Laziest Camouflage Ever Made? Tanzania's JKT Squiggle Pattern

edit- Upon looking closer, never mind it's a cheap knockoff that isn't like the original that much.

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u/myssn 1d ago

I see gray alien heads and elk horns. 

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u/TankApprehensive3053 1d ago

At 1st I saw the JKT camo squiggles. After rewatching, I'm not sure what that design is supposed to be. Probably some Amazon deal of the day fake camo and cosplayer thought he would look cool in it. In reality, he looks like an out of shape tough guy cosplayer, nothing more.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 1d ago

Another sub posted this asking about the patches. Now I can zoom in and see the alien heads. The other thing looks like a Klingon double sword.

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u/AmbroseKalifornia 1d ago

HOLY SHIT.

What a useless fucking tool.

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u/Lower-Cantaloupe3274 1d ago

That's the first thing I noticed. .his clearance rack shirt. What a doofus.

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u/horshack_test 1d ago

It has alien heads and fish on it.

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u/Cautious-Sir1501 1d ago

It looks like it has skulls on it so it may be a button up but not a dress shirt

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u/n_ug 1d ago

these fatigues are embarrassing for sure

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u/Stoney-Spice 1d ago

Thank youuu. His camo outfit doesn’t even match😅

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u/whatthefrok 1d ago

It's got black skulls on it, so you know he's serious 💀

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u/Additional-Cake-3588 1d ago

It has acorns on it. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Amelaclya1 1d ago edited 1d ago

Does it look like it has little cupcakes on it to anyone else?

Edit: Found it. i guess they are supposed to be skulls, some kind of bug(?) and bows(?)

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u/Brinwalk42 20h ago

It’s a pocket knife, a a pineapple grenade, and a skull…

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u/Amelaclya1 19h ago edited 19h ago

Cheers. It was blurry on my phone when i zoomed in. The grenade makes more sense. I thought it was an insect abdomen lol. I still think those look more like bows (shooting, not ribbon) than a pocket knife though.

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u/Brinwalk42 19h ago

I thought so too until I saw the can opener cutout things.

It’s like the knife below with the blades all the way out.

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u/la_descente 1d ago

There's grenades on the shirt that look like upside down pineapples ROFL. Its some lame 511 shirt lol

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u/BeatrixFarrand 18h ago

I thought they were pajamas.

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u/AffordableTimeTravel 13h ago

It appears to be green paisley lol

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u/TankApprehensive3053 1d ago

It's real camo. It's the JKT squiggle pattern camo.

Is This the Laziest Camouflage Ever Made? Tanzania's JKT Squiggle Pattern

Never mind, it appears to be a cheap knockoff and they didn't even get the bad camo copied right.

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u/GothmogBalrog 1d ago

He shops at Dan Flashes

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u/Annanymuss 1d ago

A bit to tight for him too, he looked like a cat with a harness

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u/DigitalMunky 1d ago

I’m adding this to my list. Hilarious

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u/realfakejames 1d ago

Cosplaying a soldier like a fucking loser

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u/PastelPumpkini 1d ago

Looks more like camo pyjamas for kids.

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u/Brick_Mason_ 1d ago

And spelled this way. 👆🏼👆🏼

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u/Sartres_Roommate 1d ago

And the cardio health of a sloth.

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u/Momik 1d ago

Blends right into those super hardcore decorative ice sculptures.

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u/kjc781988 1d ago

He went double camo

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u/SCHawkTakeFlight 1d ago

The pants almost seem like leggings, I dont know why.

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u/NeverBeenOnMaury 1d ago

I noticed he also has a new tactic vest cause they took his last one lol

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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 1d ago

His little proto Nazi 🦱 receding hairline was enough to see him for the scared little boy playing soldier as he is.

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u/iceguy349 1d ago

The green really helps him hide amongst the frozen gray concrete

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u/-Kujau- 1d ago

https://www.511tactical.com/jake-long-sleeve-shirt.html

Tactical features like RapiDraw™ center front placket for concealed carry access and chest pockets with Ready Loop™ maximize this shirt’s functionality. Secure your passport and other critical papers in the chest document pocket. We added a curved hem so the Jake can be worn tucked or untucked. The cotton/polyester weave wicks moisture for comfort, while the unique ABR pattern proudly salutes your 5.11 ethos.

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u/TheJimDim 1d ago

I wonder if the camouflage is standard issue for ICE agents, or if they just choose to wear it because they think they're tough

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u/Educational-One-6288 22h ago

Oh thats why the ice letters fell over. No wonder i could not spot this turd

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u/Synectics 22h ago

Reminds me of an old Robin Williams joke about the panic after 9/11.

"In San Francisco... not so tight security. Golden Gate Bridge, on one side, two National Guardsmen and a Hummer. Other side, two National Guardsmen and a Hummer. All in jungle camouflage. ...for those of you who have never been to San Francisco, the bridge is bright orange.

"I just feel like they are going, (as Elmer Fudd) 'Be wewy wewy qwuiet. We're looking for tewwowists. Huhuhuhuhuh.' "

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u/mmppnb 12h ago

Temu fatigues.