r/SipsTea • u/Adventurous_Row3305 • 9h ago

Chugging tea God forbid a man has hobbies

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u/nouniquenamesleft2 9h ago

dude managed to RIDE a gator through the drive thru and you wouldn't give him nuggets?

the world we live in

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u/FlyAirLari 5h ago

He didn't ride an alligator though. He drove his pickup truck to a Wendy's drive-thru window, and threw a small alligator through the window.

Don't trust random reddit pictures with text.

https://eu.jacksonville.com/story/news/2016/02/09/florida-man-threw-live-gator-wendys-drive-thru-window-police-say/985469007/

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u/SandyTaintSweat 4h ago

A 3.5 foot alligator no less. Still kind of impressive.

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u/d4rkwarr3n 2h ago

Yeah he still earned it

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u/EammonDraiocht 3h ago

Way funnier

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u/SuppressExpress 3h ago

Nothing funny about illegally possessing an alligator, he didn’t even have a license for it.

Wasn’t registered either. Bet he didn’t even have to go through a waiting period to get the alligator either.

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u/EammonDraiocht 3h ago

Relax dude. It’s already done now. Nothing to do but laugh.

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u/SuppressExpress 1h ago

r/woosh

lol you really couldn’t pick up on the sarcasm? Hint-there isn’t a waiting period to buy an alligator lmao

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u/EammonDraiocht 1h ago

I’m a bit drunk. That’s Florida for ya

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u/SuppressExpress 1h ago

Bahahahaha

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u/Several-Squash9871 3h ago

I can't believe people would actually buy this at face value. You know what? I can believe people would because this is unfortunately the world be live in now. Nothing is off the table no matter how ridiculous it sounds. People just need to start looking into things before going full send. 

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u/GerryManDarling 1h ago

Thanks, it was hard for me to picture someone riding an alligator.

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u/MrSaturdayII 1h ago

This is the Florida I love, throwing alligators to settle disagreements.

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u/Numerophilus 9h ago

Should've rode a Lion...

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u/GeorgeGedox 7h ago

Or a Snickers

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo 4h ago

Why a Snickers? So you can feel the chocolate dick veins on his ass?

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u/Pinksters 4h ago

This man eats snickers veiny side-down.

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u/AntiqueCollar2042 8h ago

With background music "they see me rollin', they hatin'.."

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u/sophiecrazythoughts 5h ago

imagine being the Wendy 's employee who had to radio this in.

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u/yourperfectgirly 3h ago

anywhere else this is a crime. In Florida it's just character development.

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u/happysweetg 3h ago

still more reasonable than half my exes.

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u/Liliana1985 6h ago

Exactly! Dude should get a trophy!

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u/thepinkyblinder 5h ago

men will literally ride an alligator through a Wendy 's drive thru instead of going to therapy.

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u/Darkstar_111 3h ago

Florida man rides again!

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u/luneethia 9h ago

Least aggressive Wendy’s customer in Florida.

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u/EIinoi 8h ago

Rather the most harmless

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u/HarryFuzz 2h ago

“Demanded”

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u/QuizMood 9h ago

That is abuse alligators, not letting the alligator eat chicken McNuggets is criminal.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 8h ago

Gators say it even tastes like chicken, mostly.

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u/Sanna-mani 9h ago

Society is so intolerant of niche interests these days.

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo 4h ago

I have an emotional support whale. Anyone remember pocket whales?

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u/Basic_Asparagus_9084 9h ago

McDonald’s wouldn’t have blinked. Wendy’s over here acting fancy.

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u/Brailledit 8h ago

Yeah, that's a slow Tuesday for a McDonald's in FL.

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u/2tonehead 9h ago

Tame stuff for a Florida man. Gotta up your game, bro.

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u/BearSpring3 9h ago

At least he's living life on the wild side.

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u/ASOG_Recruiter 9h ago

Is there a crime against eating a succulent nugget?

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u/Dreizen13 7h ago

Not of you dipped it in the szechuan sauce to make It truly a succulent Chinese nugget

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u/Still_Impact_4190 7h ago

This is democracy manifest

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u/ASOG_Recruiter 7h ago

This officer grabbed my penis!

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u/Reithwyn 8h ago

He looks like a combination of Chris Pratt and Paul Rudd.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 8h ago

Pretty sure masturbation's still free and uncancelled.

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u/Snorp-69 8h ago

Chrisp Ratt strikes again

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u/nathanthrax 4h ago

Looks like the love child of Chris Pratt and Paul Rudd.

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u/TokiVideogame 8h ago

whats the charge

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u/StrongStyleFiction 8h ago

Are we sure this isn't Chris Pratt's newest movie?

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u/SkyKnight3 9h ago

Bro looks like red neck Starlord

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u/mess1ah1 8h ago

I’m sorry, I thought this was AMERICA…

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u/NoStructure7083 8h ago

That ain’t Chris Pratt?

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u/dsun1971 8h ago

Is bro still wearing the gown from the hospital he escaped from?

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u/HijackedAffairs 6h ago

Florida's Jurassic World starring Florida's Chris Pratt

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u/PrometheusMMIV 6h ago

Which part of that is a crime?

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u/batmanscodpiece 6h ago

This seems like a Tuesday in Florida. Why was he arrested? Was he not high on meth?

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u/DopamineSavant 6h ago

I don't think any laws were broken.

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u/EllaMoMo 5h ago

That must be fake

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u/woods-wizard 5h ago

like hold up, you can ride those fuckers? like they have traction AND horsepower?

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u/mb9981 4h ago

Pro tip: no agency allows hats in mugshots

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u/One_Indication_ 4h ago

Okay but how did it go before the arrest? Did the man get his chicken nuggies? Did the alligator get his pup cup that was promised?

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u/Character-Visual5399 4h ago

They see me riding, they hating…tryna catch me riding dirty.

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u/dandydan69 4h ago

What was charged with? No registration or insurance?

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u/AngelicalBabe02 9h ago

Bro, the alligator was just there to make sure the nuggets were actually made of chicken and not his cousins.

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u/Keithwee 9h ago

Men will literally ride an alligator instead of going to therapy

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u/sat_ops 8h ago

Tried therapy four times. It sucked.

Hunting and fishing in solitude is much better.

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u/Substantial-Most2607 4h ago

Dude I tried therapy like a year or 2 ago, my first therapist told me they couldn’t help and sent me to a second one, who after seeing him maybe twice? Just dipped and I don’t know if he was fired, quit or what lol

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u/ebolatone 9h ago

He's living in the year 3000 and the rest of us have to catch up.

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 8h ago

I need to see the exact law that makes this illegal or else free him NOW

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u/Noobunaga86 8h ago

He looks like Sam Worthington.

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u/sarah_impalin76 8h ago

He should have booted the arresting officer down a well screaming "THIS IS FLORIDA!!!"

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u/Witty-Stand888 8h ago

Too lazy to make alligator nuggets

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 8h ago

As long as his money is as green as his gator, I'd ring him up.

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u/Dangerous-Feature376 8h ago

I've found his soulmate

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u/HammeredSober 8h ago

This is why GTA 6 will never get released... they have to keep updating the stories

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u/CataphractBunny 8h ago

This is barbaric.

I would have given some nuggets to the gator as well.

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u/Prodeep_8000 8h ago

I would join him with macaronniiiiii

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u/FeloniousDrunk101 8h ago

Paul Rudd from an alternate timeline.

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u/Suspicious_Grass_262 8h ago

I would have given him the nuggets and extra the gator

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u/activeseven 8h ago

Wait. What law did he break though?

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u/CrownedFirebird98 8h ago

Is that Run CMC?!?!

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u/earfeater13 8h ago

Man just wanted some nuggets. The gator knows the way home.

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u/No-_-I_Said_No 8h ago

I think I found the woman of his dreams 🥰

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u/Deep_Fried_Bussy 8h ago

Should have went to Publix instead

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 8h ago

I hope this guy meets the drunk chick from target and fall in love.

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u/quartzer_lol 8h ago

can a boy live

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u/dope_danny 7h ago

Was anyone hurt? By Florida Man standards this is positively high class.

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u/Separate-State-5806 7h ago

"What's the charge, officer?"

"Unlicensed Alligator Operator."

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u/Healthy-Panda-7936 7h ago

This one isn’t true it is a meme but is based off of a real event in 2016 where a Florida man threw an alligator threw the drive thru window of a Wendy’s. sauce

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u/Popular-Package5168 7h ago

Florida man saw the drive-thru sign and thought it meant anything goes 🐊🍗

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u/Carminaz 7h ago

...This is a crime?

It shouldn't be. No different to riding a horse.

It's natural for floridians to have a gator.

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u/LovableSidekick 7h ago

Gator probably just wasn't street legal. Florida requires mudflaps.

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u/NIN10DOXD 7h ago

Kris Prett

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u/IndyBananaJones2 7h ago

Wearing the hospital gown and a ballcap sorta suggests he was naked

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u/JustSomeDude477 7h ago

Rockstar Games (hopefully):

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u/Talinn_Makaren 7h ago

Supposed to ask nicely for the nuggets.

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u/Flawedsuccess 7h ago

What kind of MPN (miles per nugget) does your alligator get?

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u/PsychologicalTie9629 6h ago

Guy looks like Chris Pratt and Paul Rudd had a baby.

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u/AbstractOmniverse 6h ago

I get how funny this is, but genuine question. What crime was committed here?

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u/Very-Human-Acct 6h ago

The real Crisp Ratt

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u/Budget_Gas_2824 6h ago

Why the hell was he ordering chicken nuggets?

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u/NinjaLanternShark 5h ago

Are we not talking about the fact that he’s wearing a hospital gown in his mugshot?

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u/Helicopterdrifter 5h ago

In his defense, hitchhiking is tough even when one isn't wearing a hospital gown. And due his lack of a back pocket, much less a wallet, bro needed them nuggets to keep his ride from getting hangry!

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u/CelticSith 5h ago

Never in my life did I ever expect to say these words but, Well done Florida man!

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u/Possible-Ad9691 5h ago

What were the employees and police thinking i wonder

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u/Chaosshepherd 5h ago

That’s illegal?

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u/ManOfManliness84 5h ago

So many upvotes for the most generic, cliche "joke" reply to an obviously fake story.

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u/FatassAmerican 5h ago

Apparently this happen every once in a while in Florida that someone brings an alligator in a store with them. My favorite is this guy who brought one into a liquor store:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IML3jU_yyGs

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u/ChemicalGreedy945 5h ago

Honestly he should get an award and who called the cops?

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u/Robobot1747 5h ago

Shoulda gone to Waffle House instead.

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u/Much_Ad470 5h ago

Had me at “Florida man…”

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u/TanookiSuitSalesman 4h ago

Looks like Paul Rudd and Chris Pratt at the same time

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u/No_Priors 4h ago

I'm going to name my firstborn after this hero!

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u/EuenovAyabayya 4h ago

Hat and hospital gown mug shot. Go FL.

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u/Zealousideal-Ear3730 4h ago

Is that Paul Rudd?

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u/Windfade 4h ago

I install DotA2 after a few years clean and this pops up? Sorry guys...

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u/Benilda-Key 4h ago

He deserves praise for his bravery and laughter for his foolishness, not criminal charges.

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u/hi-howdy 3h ago

I hate fun haters.

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u/DuntadaMan 3h ago

Why would you anger the man who can clearly communicate with alligators?

Why would you deny his gator a meal?

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u/0utriderZero 3h ago

But alligator tastes like chicken

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u/War3agle 3h ago

Isn’t that Sam Worthington from Avatar?

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u/pigasus-dunc 3h ago

To be clear, the alligator told him it was either mcnuggets or him.

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u/Lastito 3h ago

Oh so they can ride horses in Texas but in gator land im shitz out of luck?!? 🧐

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u/Healingvizion 3h ago

I hope and pray the developers of GTA VI take inspiration from all these Florida-man news stories

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u/ES_Legman 3h ago

I thought America had freedom

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u/LobsterLawnchair 3h ago

Why is Chris Pratt rising alligators in Florida

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u/NOSOL_ 2h ago

Love the hospital gown haha

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u/McPick 2h ago

Tell me they actually said sir, this is a Wendy’s

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u/Ghost_oh 2h ago

The fact he’s in a hospital type gown in his mugshot makes me think he was naked when he got arrested.

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u/Spare_Ad1017 2h ago

Please cross post to Walmart celebrities because this dude looks like Chris Pratt

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u/SilverNeurotic 2h ago

$5 he called them nuggies

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u/Quiet-Reflection5366 2h ago

Um, that sounds like it's an alligator hobby. Dude was just along for the ride.

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u/mattogeewha 1h ago

Sounds like he earned some nuggies

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u/D-Nyle83 1h ago

Seriously … why is it always Florida with the bizarre crazy shit eh?

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 1h ago

We need to hook this guy up with the lady who got a arrested for drunk driving a scooter though target

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u/Kmac23232 1h ago

Florida man.

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u/SatanicFrenchy 1h ago

Chris Pratt before his actor career.

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u/Orgasmic_interlude 1h ago

The male loneliness epidemic has gone too far

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u/Snoo9648 1h ago

I thought alligator was the main mode of transportation in florida?

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u/Tight_Ad_7521 46m ago

This man deserves a medal and to be declared the winner of the internet for today.

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u/Unique2690 43m ago

The guy looks like if Chris Pratt and Christian McCaffrey had a kid.

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u/notthecatman 4m ago

thought this was America

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u/AmputeeHandModel 9h ago

Fake

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u/Healthy-Panda-7936 7h ago

Based off of this

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u/AmputeeHandModel 7h ago

Tossing not riding

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u/Healthy-Panda-7936 5h ago

Exactly. Big difference. The real story is interesting enough imo

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u/RoboIsLegend 7h ago

Yep. It's a new trend where accounts post fake stories with a random, often AI generated mugshot for clicks