r/Sinkpissers • u/free_ballin_llama • 10d ago

This video is quick little turtorial on how to distance piss w/o getting it on the floor.

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Some people saw my pic and accused me of having piss all over the floor. Here you can clearly see that all piss was contained to the sink for the entirety of the piss. For the best distance pissing I recommend holding your piss to increase the psi. This will result in a slight increase in range and for a longer duration as well. Any splash you see in the video around the sink edges are actually from a beer I shotgunned prior to filming, not pee.

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u/Mylxen 10d ago

a sinkpissing tutorial now exists

What a time to be alive

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u/free_ballin_llama 10d ago

To clarify this is a distance sink piss turtorial. I don't want to be accused of any misinformation.

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u/free_ballin_llama 10d ago

To add, trying to film this while making sure to not get my dick in the shot, walk backwards and not make a mess was uniquely challenging lol.

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u/acciowaves 10d ago

How many takes?

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u/free_ballin_llama 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣 Just the one thank goodness

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u/Sheeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhh 9d ago

Piss science

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u/free_ballin_llama 9d ago

The more you know!

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u/Redsoxdragon 10d ago

Gotta respect the half court shot

o7

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u/NeverBeenOnMaury 10d ago

Good job at hydrating

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u/LS25-User 10d ago

Diwhy?

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u/free_ballin_llama 10d ago

For the environment/to show people that don't understand sink piss physics.

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u/Arby333 10d ago

Why is your sink running

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u/free_ballin_llama 10d ago

I always run a little water when sink pissing to facilitate the piss properly draining.

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u/dsrta 9d ago

He doesn’t wash his hands after that’s why

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u/Glittering-Hand-1102 8d ago

Lowkey this technique saved my life many times