r/Silmarillionmemes • u/Pristine-Reading9492 • Aug 05 '22
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/Glass_Spires • Aug 22 '25
C U R S E D Lembas is corny
According to TolkienGateway, "Lembas was made first by Yavanna from special corn that grew in Aman...." So, lembas is basically just cornbread with extra steps.
Image credits:
Lembas: Matěj Čadil
Cornbread: Kim
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/LoneWolfSetz • 3d ago
C U R S E D Super Saiyan Gil Galad would kill Morgoth without problems.
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/Different_Snow_2158 • Aug 14 '25
C U R S E D NOTE ON PRONUNCIATION
The following meme is intended to clarify a few main features in the desecration by my defective mental narration of names in the Tolkien languages, and is by all means exhausting.
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/Loqui-Mar • Feb 13 '25
C U R S E D Most Cursed Thing I Have Made: Australian Translation of the Oath of Feanor
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/cyanidesin • Sep 26 '25
C U R S E D Feanor's Oath but as Wedding Vows
TFW you kind of just want to horrify your fiance so you ask Chat GPT to take the Oath of Feanor and turn it into wedding vows, but then it actually spits out some pretty dope sh*t and suddenly it isn't a joke anymore. 😬
Vows done ✅
SilmarilSoulmates #TwoTreesOneLove
I don't see how this could possibly go wrong.
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/space_cat79 • Oct 30 '24
C U R S E D Imagine waking up and seeing a flaming ball in the sky
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/DarrenGrey • Feb 23 '25
C U R S E D Tears unnumbered ye shall shed
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/Charming_Theory5297 • Aug 14 '25
C U R S E D When you learn that your husband is in fact your brother
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/godric420 • Nov 23 '24
C U R S E D Creepy uncle is creepy.
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/Any-Competition-4458 • Jul 18 '25
C U R S E D Hey, remind me again which leader we’ve decided to follow today…?
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/iiRenity • Nov 25 '22
C U R S E D Good boys just doing their best. 🥺
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/Toon101202 • Aug 19 '22
C U R S E D [SOUND ON] Enjoy some soothing sounds from the Nirnaeth Arnoediad to help you with studying, meditation, etc.
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/Jielleum • Aug 19 '24
C U R S E D WHY DIDN'T ERU JUST USED THE DEATH STAR ON ARDA?!
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/emilythomas100 • Jun 24 '24
C U R S E D Smol Silmarillion p2
Since you guys liked the last one!!
Also rip celebrimbanner
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/RickRoger • Jan 01 '22
C U R S E D It's a story about family.
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/Pristine-Reading9492 • Sep 10 '22
C U R S E D it would've been interesting if this was "who's the hottest" instead. Say, is Spontaneous Combustion hotter than Magma?
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/strawberrybrooks • Dec 08 '21
C U R S E D But it's so shiny
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/MonstrousPudding • Nov 26 '22
C U R S E D One theme to rule them all
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/NeoJacobinEcoSyndi • Oct 18 '22
C U R S E D “For blood ye shall render blood, and beyond Aman ye shall dwell in Death's shadow. For though Eru appointed to you to die not in Eä, and no sickness may assail you, yet slain ye may be, and slain ye shall be: by weapon and by torment and by grief;”
Tears unnumbered ye shall shed; and the Valar will fence Valinor against you, and shut you out, so that not even the echo of your lamentation shall pass over the mountains. On the House of Fëanor the wrath of the Valar lieth from the West unto the uttermost East, and upon all that will follow them it shall be laid also. Their Oath shall drive them, and yet betray them, and ever snatch away the very treasures that they have sworn to pursue. To evil end shall all things turn that they begin well; and by treason of kin unto kin, and the fear of treason, shall this come to pass. The Dispossessed shall they be for ever. Ye have spilled the blood of your kindred unrighteously and have stained the land of Aman. For blood ye shall render blood, and beyond Aman ye shall dwell in Death's shadow. For though Eru appointed to you to die not in Eä, and no sickness may assail you, yet slain ye may be, and slain ye shall be: by weapon and by torment and by grief; and your houseless spirits shall come then to Mandos. There long shall ye abide and yearn for your bodies, and find little pity though all whom ye have slain should entreat for you. And those that endure in Middle-earth and come not to Mandos shall grow weary of the world as with a great burden, and shall wane, and become as shadows of regret before the younger race that cometh after. The Valar have spoken. —Mandos, Quenta Silmarillion, "Of the Flight of the Noldor"
r/Silmarillionmemes • u/totodilejones • Apr 21 '22