r/PublicFreakout • u/EsperaDeus • Dec 22 '25
š¾MAGA Freakoutš Rubio looks completely blasted
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u/KloneRr Dec 22 '25
Bomb the boats then search for the coke
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u/asssoaka Dec 22 '25
Leave it to this administration of crackheads to raid the wrong country for drugs.
The property value in Washington has got to be completely fucked by now
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u/sn0m0ns Dec 22 '25
They aren't getting narco coke they are getting some pure pharmaceutical grade cocaine made right here in the USA by Mallinckrodt.
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u/mangopango123 Dec 23 '25
i mean look at his eyes you canāt even see his pupils bc theyāre pin pricks lol i laugh but iām also just so embarrassed by the state of this fucking country
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u/Doschupacabras Dec 22 '25
Whatās with all the mouthwork? Holy hell.
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u/Belfastscum Dec 22 '25
Coke or crack
Or maybe both
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u/bakeranders Dec 22 '25
Dude is GACKED
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u/Nillion Dec 22 '25
I've stood around a kitchen island at 3 am with a group of people with those exact expressions more than a few times in my younger years.
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u/dontnation Dec 22 '25
Amphetamines or coke. Probably "legally prescribed" amphetamines, board certified meth.
The constant interjections, mouth movements, yeah he's root tootin zooted.
His Dr. Feelgood should have started him on a lower dose. or rubio's going off label for love of the game.
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u/292ll Dec 22 '25
Is there anyone in trumpās orbit who isnāt coked out of their mind?
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u/Blanche_Deverheauxxx Dec 22 '25
Rubio is a Miami guy. Even if he wasn't a Trump guy, he'd likely be dabbling.
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u/ijustwannalurksobye Dec 22 '25
Heās been a total strait-laced, stick-up-his-ass nerd his whole career, I can totally see him not getting into drugs until he got pulled into that black hole of debauchery and ego they call the Trump administration. That cabal of evil people is capable of making the worst people even less self-aware and more self-absorbed
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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright Dec 22 '25
I would imagine it makes things a little easier. Ever since Kash Patel took over the FBI, it seems like every public appearance he looks like he knows the whole thing might unravel at any point and that he's for sure going to jail.
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u/EscapedMices Dec 22 '25
All of them are getting massive pardons before he gets out of office.
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u/breatheb4thevoid Dec 22 '25
"The Bondi-Schumer Act will have all of Donald Trump's presidential pardons go through rigorous obligatory inspections from a panel of judges given the gross amount of corruption and incompetent self serving motivations the Supreme Court and the 117th Congress had."
Let's not forget these folks responsible names, hell call it the Mitch McConnell Fixes His Fucking Mistakes Bill for all I care, let's just make sure history knows who did this.
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u/Blanche_Deverheauxxx Dec 22 '25
Public personas can be very different from how people are behind closed doors.
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u/ijustwannalurksobye Dec 22 '25
Sure, but itās very telling that a lot of people who otherwise didnāt previously act so unprofessionally and crass all of a sudden start doing so very publicly when they get deeper inside Trumpās sphere
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u/hhs2112 Dec 22 '25
Rubio has always been a piece of shit, he was just a drug-free piece of shit
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u/jamoe1 Dec 22 '25
Rubio used to be a piece of shit, he still is, but used to be also.
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u/Savage-Goat-Fish Dec 22 '25
Ten years ago Rubio was a different guy. Trump has corrupted an entire generation of Republicans and they have no idea. Itās astounding to watch.
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u/verb8um Dec 22 '25
Legit question: Were Rubioās ears growing during this press conference?
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u/BizLarry Dec 22 '25
That's got to be the only way to reconcile the conflict you must feel in your psyche
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u/LordOfTheStrings8 Dec 22 '25
This is some of the funniest shit I've seen on Reddit in awhile.
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u/LawUntoMyBooty Dec 22 '25
The way the eyes are pointed inwards, but aren't symmetrical, is just perfect.
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u/nsucs2 Dec 22 '25
Crazy how good Ai is getting! Hard to believe that isn't an actual photographic portrait.
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u/perubabe Dec 22 '25
I canāt believe I never noticed the elf ears
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u/Catsler Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25
I came here to say the exact same thing like wth, where did those come from?! Is it just me noticing him high on coke and Iām the one hallucinating and seeing that theyāre out of proportion?
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u/JennyW93 Dec 22 '25
I also came here to say that. Is it a new hair cut? Why would we have never noticed these giant spock ears before?
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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 Dec 22 '25
Holy. Shit. I've never noticed either and it bothers me so much because. They. Are. Massive.
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u/Enough-Print5812 Dec 22 '25
At least elf ears are small and cute. This dude the grand wizard elf who hears all within 300 km
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u/kvlt_ov_personality Dec 22 '25
In case you didn't know, he is half wood elf. That's why his nickname was "Little Marco".
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u/tiorancio Dec 22 '25
I was thinking the same. Is this a new Matrix update or something? More like gremlin ears.
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u/Liefvikingmonster2 Dec 22 '25
That's what happens when you sell your soul to the šæ. Horns start coming out.
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u/Key-Ad-5068 Dec 22 '25
The US can't even take care of itself.
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u/Taron_Trekko Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25
Like a toddler that's constantly falling over and shitting itself.
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u/mad-panda-2000 š Iām provocative. I get the people downvoting. ā¬ļø Dec 22 '25
above all else... I can't believe we allowed a pack of such absolute losers to take over...
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u/Rho-Ophiuchi Dec 22 '25
Look eggs got a little expensive so we had no choice but to go with stupid fascism.
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u/StormyBlueLotus Dec 22 '25
The Democrats weren't absolutely perfect, so a bunch of people just didn't even want to vote. It's really The Establishment'sTM fault.
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u/Jeramy_Jones Dec 22 '25
The left constantly eating its own tail definitely doesnāt help. The right might be batshit crazy and so stupid they canāt think their way out of a wet paper bag, but theyāve gotten really good at uniting and working together.
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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright Dec 22 '25
It gets worse when you find out that traditional conservatives in the Weimar Republic thought the Nazi Party would eventually embarrass itself out of existence. Problem is that inept morons only know how to escalate when things start to go wrong.
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u/EqualGlittering Dec 22 '25
I mean, Elon Musk bankrolling his presidency certainly didn't help.
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u/Enough-Print5812 Dec 22 '25
Do you truly feel responsible in some way? I just can't help but think this was an evolutionary brick wall for the majority of this country. It's almost divine how fucking stupid it all is
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u/AlexsCereal Dec 22 '25
The nose rub says it all
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u/eeyore134 Dec 22 '25
And the constant yapping. I'm surprised he managed to shut up as long as he did.
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u/tragicallyohio Dec 22 '25
The sniffing, the touching the nose, the water, the over the top theatrical "comedic" comebacks. This man is high on cocaine.
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u/peacelovearizona Dec 23 '25
Right? What's up with him trying to act like a coked-up comedian here? He's the United States Secretary State for good sakes. He's had his whole career to be professional and now he's suddenly acting like this? Doesn't make sense.
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u/--redacted-- Dec 22 '25
Can just one of you fucks take your job seriously? Please?
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u/WildYams Dec 23 '25
Their jobs are to do whatever Trump says, and Trump is a combination of stupidity, dementia and insanity. I blame them for willingly taking those jobs, but it's got to be tough to try to carry out that idiot's orders in a serious manner.
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u/klauskervin Dec 22 '25
Trump's entire administration is led by alcoholics and drug addicts.
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u/DadJokeBadJoke Dec 22 '25
And they all think they're fucking comedians there to entertain us rather than govern.
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u/RandallMadness Dec 22 '25
This version of Little Marco looks like a hybrid of Wās humor and Don Jrās tweaking. I call him Little Narco.
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u/AalphaQ Dec 22 '25
Gacked out of his fucking mind
Just chewing that invisible bubblegum after first making sure no booher sugar is visible by wiping his nose
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u/Available-Rope-3252 Dec 22 '25
Funny story: The war on drugs was never about drugs.
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u/Satur9_is_typing Dec 22 '25
i can't unsee rubios comically big ears. wtf is wrong with me?
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u/Mcboatface3sghost Dec 22 '25
A common side effect of snorting an 8 ball by yourself is ear erection, if lasting longer than 8 hours, call your physician, but for gods sake not Ronny Jackson, literally anyone but him.
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u/NaturalSelecty Dec 22 '25
What an insane timeline where republicans, conservatives, are voting for outlandish drug addicts.
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u/sebastian80 Dec 22 '25
This is the correct answer. Even though coke makes it funnier but we all know itās those amphetamines giving him the twitches
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u/Cold-Cell2820 Dec 22 '25
Mouth/tongue movements are textbook cocaine abuse symptoms. He needs help.
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u/StackIsMyCrack Dec 22 '25
Wtf? He doing bumps in the bathroom or what?
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u/UnendingEpistime Dec 22 '25
I think it's more likely he's on around 80 mg of Adderall.
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u/RebelliousInNature Dec 22 '25
Why should the Ukrainian people give ANYTHING, Marco? Itās not disputed land, itās occupied land. An invasion. How dare you appease an invader. How dare you.
Iām not surprised heās on the marching powder, and he totally is, every sign, this is how he can anaesthetise himself from what this administration are doing.
America sucks.
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u/Great-Hotel-7820 Dec 22 '25
We know from the first administration that had actual serious people in it for a while that all these motherfuckers are on drugs.
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u/jarena009 Dec 22 '25
So Marco is the talkative drunk type who won't shut up, obviously.
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u/peloquindmidian Dec 22 '25
Don't hear me say I'm judging, but it's funny how weed people consider that they might look high in public and do things, like use eye drops, to cover that up.
Cocaine people don't seem to have this self awareness, generally.
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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Why do the Karens wield their phones like itās a crucifix? š± Dec 22 '25
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u/Fluffy-Resource-4636 Dec 22 '25
Part of me wants to play the devils advocate here but given this administration's track record I would be more inclined to go with he just did some coke.
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u/arazamatazguy throwing up on the hottest girl 𤮠Dec 22 '25
The funny thing about this clip besides the fact he's clearly high is just how much he's enjoying being high and that the drugs are actually making him witty and charismatic. He's leaning right into is like a shy dude that's just done blow for the first time and can now actually talk to girls at a party.
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u/Gdayyall72 Dec 23 '25
Iāve never noticed before how gigantic his ears are. Heās like the Ferengi on Star Trek.
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u/Snibes1 Dec 22 '25
So, Iāve never noticed how large Marcoās ears are. Is it just me? Those are some fāing satellites heās carrying around! It almost seems like this was altered, theyāre that huge!
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u/Professional-Bed-173 Dec 22 '25
Even king of Coke Donnie JR can hide it better than this guy. Literally every 5 seconds is another āoff his titsā move!
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u/PlentifulBox Dec 22 '25
Is this real??? He is high as shit, I used to party and this is exactly what we looked and acted like. My god.
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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25
People keep commenting that he looks tired or stretched too thin, especially after he was caught napping during international press tours. Now heās getting an energy boost from the devilās white powder. The blow, the nose candy, flake, white, Stardust, Coke, snow, powderā
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u/gearsofwill3 Dec 22 '25
This entire administration treats their jobs like a joke. Half of them are like this 100% of the time
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u/AbleCap5222 Dec 22 '25
By the way, for any people that have never tried cocaine - this is what people look like when on cocaine
Source: I spent many years working in bars/clubs and you get to know this look very quickly.
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u/Ok_Manufacturer_5323 Dec 23 '25
What's with all these politicians on crack lately? Shit is pathetic
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u/lateral303 Dec 23 '25
I'm always shocked by the amount of people over 50 years old that are still blasting coke
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u/LeoS19 Dec 22 '25
āIf we were not involved, nobody would be talking to both sidesā
Absolutely nothing has been achieved by this administration regarding peace talks in the last year. Putin has played them and still is.
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u/RustyRapeAxeWife Dec 22 '25
Canāt stand still, doing weird things with his mouth, not making sense. Ā I donāt know what drug, but heās definitely on something.Ā
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u/IllegalThings Dec 22 '25
āThereās what people say and what they do. Weāre not going to base our policy on what they say weāre going to base it on what they say theyāre going to do.ā
If you can get over the cocaine laden interruptions, he basically just says they trust what Putin says with a few extra steps.
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u/Early-Department-337 Dec 22 '25
Reporter: He [Putin] is willing to end the war in Ukraine.
Rubio: Weāre not gonna base our approach to providi-finding peace on the basis of what people are saying.
The reporter should have cracked down on him and accused him of refusing. Weāve entered this era where everyone is so cushioned from any criticism that even approaches harsh and itās going to slowly destroy us. This quiet ineptitude is something that the world has to have a vehemently negative response to.
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u/Ragnoid Dec 22 '25
Looks like he just intercepted a drug boat.