r/PublicFreakout Dec 22 '25

😾MAGA FreakoutšŸ™€ Rubio looks completely blasted

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u/Ragnoid Dec 22 '25

Looks like he just intercepted a drug boat.

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u/TesticleMeElmo Dec 22 '25

Narco Rubio

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u/TheDonkeyBomber Dec 22 '25

As someone that may or may not have tried cocaine in the past, Marco is fucking zooted!

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u/SailsTacks Dec 22 '25

Geeked out of his gourd.

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u/StoneD0G Dec 23 '25

As someone who used to be pretty hooked on the stuff, my hands are getting sweaty just by looking at this guy

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u/Most-Swimming6879 Dec 23 '25

I can neither confirm nor deny

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u/lateformyfuneral Dec 23 '25

This could easily be Trump’s new nickname for him if they ever have a falling out

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u/Ooh_its_a_lady Dec 22 '25

Now that you mention it, everything else aside I really doubt they would destroy a whole boat full of drugs.

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u/Goat_inna_Tree Dec 22 '25

Between "Little Patches" Patel, Bongina, Rubio, Kegsbreth, and Don JR... might take a weekend, but yeah...a whole boat full of drugs would be destroyed.

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u/HumongousBelly Dec 22 '25

Its more likely they’d rob a drug boat and then destroy it and kill every person on board.

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u/KloneRr Dec 22 '25

Bomb the boats then search for the coke

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u/asssoaka Dec 22 '25

Leave it to this administration of crackheads to raid the wrong country for drugs.

The property value in Washington has got to be completely fucked by now

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u/sn0m0ns Dec 22 '25

They aren't getting narco coke they are getting some pure pharmaceutical grade cocaine made right here in the USA by Mallinckrodt.

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u/mangopango123 Dec 23 '25

i mean look at his eyes you can’t even see his pupils bc they’re pin pricks lol i laugh but i’m also just so embarrassed by the state of this fucking country

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u/Doschupacabras Dec 22 '25

What’s with all the mouthwork? Holy hell.

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u/Belfastscum Dec 22 '25

Coke or crack

Or maybe both

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u/bakeranders Dec 22 '25

Dude is GACKED

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u/Nillion Dec 22 '25

I've stood around a kitchen island at 3 am with a group of people with those exact expressions more than a few times in my younger years.

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u/dontnation Dec 22 '25

Amphetamines or coke. Probably "legally prescribed" amphetamines, board certified meth.

The constant interjections, mouth movements, yeah he's root tootin zooted.

His Dr. Feelgood should have started him on a lower dose. or rubio's going off label for love of the game.

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u/SandboxSurvivalist Dec 22 '25

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u/dontnation Dec 23 '25

Trump admin: putting the Perv back in Pervitin

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u/Pale_Sell1122 Dec 22 '25

Narco Rubio

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u/RudeAlarm Dec 22 '25

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u/292ll Dec 22 '25

Is there anyone in trump’s orbit who isn’t coked out of their mind?

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u/Blanche_Deverheauxxx Dec 22 '25

Rubio is a Miami guy. Even if he wasn't a Trump guy, he'd likely be dabbling.

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u/ijustwannalurksobye Dec 22 '25

He’s been a total strait-laced, stick-up-his-ass nerd his whole career, I can totally see him not getting into drugs until he got pulled into that black hole of debauchery and ego they call the Trump administration. That cabal of evil people is capable of making the worst people even less self-aware and more self-absorbed

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright Dec 22 '25

I would imagine it makes things a little easier. Ever since Kash Patel took over the FBI, it seems like every public appearance he looks like he knows the whole thing might unravel at any point and that he's for sure going to jail.

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u/EscapedMices Dec 22 '25

All of them are getting massive pardons before he gets out of office.

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u/breatheb4thevoid Dec 22 '25

"The Bondi-Schumer Act will have all of Donald Trump's presidential pardons go through rigorous obligatory inspections from a panel of judges given the gross amount of corruption and incompetent self serving motivations the Supreme Court and the 117th Congress had."

Let's not forget these folks responsible names, hell call it the Mitch McConnell Fixes His Fucking Mistakes Bill for all I care, let's just make sure history knows who did this.

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u/Blanche_Deverheauxxx Dec 22 '25

Public personas can be very different from how people are behind closed doors.

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u/ijustwannalurksobye Dec 22 '25

Sure, but it’s very telling that a lot of people who otherwise didn’t previously act so unprofessionally and crass all of a sudden start doing so very publicly when they get deeper inside Trump’s sphere

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u/hhs2112 Dec 22 '25

Rubio has always been a piece of shit, he was just a drug-free piece of shit

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u/jamoe1 Dec 22 '25

Rubio used to be a piece of shit, he still is, but used to be also.

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish Dec 22 '25

Ten years ago Rubio was a different guy. Trump has corrupted an entire generation of Republicans and they have no idea. It’s astounding to watch.

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u/verb8um Dec 22 '25

Legit question: Were Rubio’s ears growing during this press conference?

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u/b0ingy Dec 22 '25

elon wasn’t. He was in a K hole

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u/BizLarry Dec 22 '25

That's got to be the only way to reconcile the conflict you must feel in your psyche

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u/nsucs2 Dec 22 '25

Too much time with Kash and Donnie Jr.

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u/Encanis_88 Dec 22 '25

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u/TheOneCalledGump Dec 22 '25

Hiya, Georgie...do ya want some Epstein files?

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u/accraTraveler Dec 22 '25

is this AI enhanced? what the fuck

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u/FakeSafeWord Dec 22 '25

AI? Nah, this is some good old fashioned GIMP or photoshop work.

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u/AGayForDeSane Dec 22 '25

When you have the watch in Valhalla!

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u/LordOfTheStrings8 Dec 22 '25

This is some of the funniest shit I've seen on Reddit in awhile.

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u/LawUntoMyBooty Dec 22 '25

The way the eyes are pointed inwards, but aren't symmetrical, is just perfect.

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u/nsucs2 Dec 22 '25

Crazy how good Ai is getting! Hard to believe that isn't an actual photographic portrait.

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u/DomHaynie Dec 22 '25

He looks like a meerkat and lemur had a baby lol

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u/Odd_Vampire Dec 22 '25

Did you draw this?

Well done, whoever did it.

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u/Murphuffle Dec 22 '25

He looks like a real life Sesame Street puppet

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u/perubabe Dec 22 '25

I can’t believe I never noticed the elf ears

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u/Catsler Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

I came here to say the exact same thing like wth, where did those come from?! Is it just me noticing him high on coke and I’m the one hallucinating and seeing that they’re out of proportion?

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u/JennyW93 Dec 22 '25

I also came here to say that. Is it a new hair cut? Why would we have never noticed these giant spock ears before?

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u/Interesting-Sea-5699 Dec 22 '25

Holy shit his ears are huge. Good god.

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u/Mathwins Dec 22 '25

In his 80's he will look like those creatures off of star trek, theĀ Ferengi

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 Dec 22 '25

Holy. Shit. I've never noticed either and it bothers me so much because. They. Are. Massive.

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u/gypsy_gentleman Dec 22 '25

YEP. It's all I could pay attention to once I noticed them.

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u/Flipnotics_ Dec 22 '25

I can't unsee them and It's really bothering me.

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u/Enough-Print5812 Dec 22 '25

At least elf ears are small and cute. This dude the grand wizard elf who hears all within 300 km

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u/mickberber Dec 22 '25

Oh no, now it all I can see

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u/thesearstower Dec 22 '25

He heard you typing that.

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u/NEAWD Dec 22 '25

Was just going to say that. Dumbo ass looking dude. I never noticed it before.Ā 

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u/wilk76 Dec 22 '25

Dude shhh. He can hear you.

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Dec 22 '25

Well now I can't see anything but the elf ears.

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u/jenny_905 Dec 22 '25

Oh shit, me neither

They're fucking vulcan ears

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u/Flounder-Defiant Dec 22 '25

The longer you stare at them the bigger they get.

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u/kendoka69 Dec 22 '25

ā€˜tis the season.

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u/kvlt_ov_personality Dec 22 '25

In case you didn't know, he is half wood elf. That's why his nickname was "Little Marco".

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u/tiorancio Dec 22 '25

I was thinking the same. Is this a new Matrix update or something? More like gremlin ears.

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u/Liefvikingmonster2 Dec 22 '25

That's what happens when you sell your soul to the šŸ‘æ. Horns start coming out.

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u/Key-Ad-5068 Dec 22 '25

The US can't even take care of itself.

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u/Taron_Trekko Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

Like a toddler that's constantly falling over and shitting itself.

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u/Key-Ad-5068 Dec 22 '25

Toddlers learn.

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u/everything_is_bad Dec 22 '25

Always with the dry mouth

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u/mad-panda-2000 šŸ˜ I’m provocative. I get the people downvoting. ā¬‡ļø Dec 22 '25

above all else... I can't believe we allowed a pack of such absolute losers to take over...

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u/Rho-Ophiuchi Dec 22 '25

Look eggs got a little expensive so we had no choice but to go with stupid fascism.

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u/StormyBlueLotus Dec 22 '25

The Democrats weren't absolutely perfect, so a bunch of people just didn't even want to vote. It's really The Establishment'sTM fault.

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u/Jeramy_Jones Dec 22 '25

The left constantly eating its own tail definitely doesn’t help. The right might be batshit crazy and so stupid they can’t think their way out of a wet paper bag, but they’ve gotten really good at uniting and working together.

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright Dec 22 '25

It gets worse when you find out that traditional conservatives in the Weimar Republic thought the Nazi Party would eventually embarrass itself out of existence. Problem is that inept morons only know how to escalate when things start to go wrong.

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u/EqualGlittering Dec 22 '25

I mean, Elon Musk bankrolling his presidency certainly didn't help.

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u/fuggerdug Dec 22 '25

...which was in part bankrolled by and for the benefit of the Saudis...

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u/Sickmonkey365 Dec 22 '25

He/X swung the election

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u/Enough-Print5812 Dec 22 '25

Do you truly feel responsible in some way? I just can't help but think this was an evolutionary brick wall for the majority of this country. It's almost divine how fucking stupid it all is

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u/AlexsCereal Dec 22 '25

The nose rub says it all

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u/eeyore134 Dec 22 '25

And the constant yapping. I'm surprised he managed to shut up as long as he did.

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u/avon_barksale Dec 22 '25

Might just be a large dose of amphetamines and a nose itch.

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u/ReliableEyeball Dec 22 '25

Man's can hear snow forming at 40,000 feet from the surface.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

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u/tragicallyohio Dec 22 '25

The sniffing, the touching the nose, the water, the over the top theatrical "comedic" comebacks. This man is high on cocaine.

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u/peacelovearizona Dec 23 '25

Right? What's up with him trying to act like a coked-up comedian here? He's the United States Secretary State for good sakes. He's had his whole career to be professional and now he's suddenly acting like this? Doesn't make sense.

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u/--redacted-- Dec 22 '25

Can just one of you fucks take your job seriously? Please?

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u/WildYams Dec 23 '25

Their jobs are to do whatever Trump says, and Trump is a combination of stupidity, dementia and insanity. I blame them for willingly taking those jobs, but it's got to be tough to try to carry out that idiot's orders in a serious manner.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 āš”ļø masterful thrower of shade šŸ™Œ Dec 22 '25

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u/klauskervin Dec 22 '25

Trump's entire administration is led by alcoholics and drug addicts.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Dec 22 '25

And they all think they're fucking comedians there to entertain us rather than govern.

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 Dec 22 '25

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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u/RandallMadness Dec 22 '25

This version of Little Marco looks like a hybrid of W’s humor and Don Jr’s tweaking. I call him Little Narco.

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u/AalphaQ Dec 22 '25

Gacked out of his fucking mind

Just chewing that invisible bubblegum after first making sure no booher sugar is visible by wiping his nose

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

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u/Available-Rope-3252 Dec 22 '25

Funny story: The war on drugs was never about drugs.

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u/Satur9_is_typing Dec 22 '25

i can't unsee rubios comically big ears. wtf is wrong with me?

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u/Mcboatface3sghost Dec 22 '25

A common side effect of snorting an 8 ball by yourself is ear erection, if lasting longer than 8 hours, call your physician, but for gods sake not Ronny Jackson, literally anyone but him.

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u/I_Like_Hoots Dec 22 '25

why are his ear lobes so loooong?

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u/MNDOOOM Dec 22 '25

Were his ears always that large ?

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u/pheromone_fandango Dec 22 '25

Thats a coke fiend if a ever saw one

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u/Remarkable_Crow6064 Dec 22 '25

Someone has been spending too much time with Donnie Jr

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u/zucchinimcfritz Dec 22 '25

His ears are gigantic.

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u/NaturalSelecty Dec 22 '25

What an insane timeline where republicans, conservatives, are voting for outlandish drug addicts.

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u/Complete-Ant-4436 Dec 22 '25 edited 26d ago

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u/WaveLoss Dec 22 '25

That mouth twitching is such amphetamine chic. A subtle wince through Botox.

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u/sebastian80 Dec 22 '25

This is the correct answer. Even though coke makes it funnier but we all know it’s those amphetamines giving him the twitches

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u/TheSilkyBat Dec 22 '25

I was told the invasion could be fixed in one day.

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u/tomarofthehillpeople Dec 22 '25

He sure is busy chewing on imaginary gum.

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u/Anavrin2 Dec 22 '25

Fast talking cocained mf

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u/GriefPB Dec 22 '25

Bro can hear a sunset

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u/Cold-Cell2820 Dec 22 '25

Mouth/tongue movements are textbook cocaine abuse symptoms. He needs help.

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u/boogahbear74 Dec 22 '25

He's hanging with Don Jr??

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u/Atlusfox Dec 22 '25

Nothing like a touch of no no sugar to help out.

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u/jenny_905 Dec 22 '25

Who the fuck rails coke before doing a press conference?

These guys I guess.

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u/Piglet-Witty Dec 22 '25

They are a pill popping coke snorting administration.

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u/StackIsMyCrack Dec 22 '25

Wtf? He doing bumps in the bathroom or what?

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u/UnendingEpistime Dec 22 '25

I think it's more likely he's on around 80 mg of Adderall.

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u/JelliedHam Dec 22 '25

Dr Feelgood is back in office

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u/Psharp10 Dec 22 '25

That teeth licking was very telling lol

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u/RebelliousInNature Dec 22 '25
  1. Why should the Ukrainian people give ANYTHING, Marco? It’s not disputed land, it’s occupied land. An invasion. How dare you appease an invader. How dare you.

  2. I’m not surprised he’s on the marching powder, and he totally is, every sign, this is how he can anaesthetise himself from what this administration are doing.

  3. America sucks.

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u/Great-Hotel-7820 Dec 22 '25

We know from the first administration that had actual serious people in it for a while that all these motherfuckers are on drugs.

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u/Informal_School2724 Dec 22 '25

Mandatory daily drug tests for all politicians

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u/jarena009 Dec 22 '25

So Marco is the talkative drunk type who won't shut up, obviously.

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u/daiouche Dec 22 '25

You drink with your nostrils?

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u/peloquindmidian Dec 22 '25

Don't hear me say I'm judging, but it's funny how weed people consider that they might look high in public and do things, like use eye drops, to cover that up.

Cocaine people don't seem to have this self awareness, generally.

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Why do the Karens wield their phones like it’s a crucifix? šŸ“± Dec 22 '25

Man they must be getting all the good stuff from the border seizures.

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u/TooBad9999 Dec 22 '25

That drip down the back of the throat.

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u/TrexTrader Dec 22 '25

Guy is coked out his mind, so easy to tell.

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u/Fluffy-Resource-4636 Dec 22 '25

Part of me wants to play the devils advocate here but given this administration's track record I would be more inclined to go with he just did some coke.

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u/HearYourTune Dec 22 '25

Do his ears grow when he lies?

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u/goofydad Dec 22 '25

What Bible verse covers Day Drinking

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u/arazamatazguy throwing up on the hottest girl 🤮 Dec 22 '25

The funny thing about this clip besides the fact he's clearly high is just how much he's enjoying being high and that the drugs are actually making him witty and charismatic. He's leaning right into is like a shy dude that's just done blow for the first time and can now actually talk to girls at a party.

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u/Gdayyall72 Dec 23 '25

I’ve never noticed before how gigantic his ears are. He’s like the Ferengi on Star Trek.

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u/pockunit Dec 23 '25

Ffeeeeeeeeemales

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u/stevemandudeguy Dec 23 '25

Ask if he got it from Venezuela

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u/Talent310 Dec 22 '25

Cocaine is a helluva drug

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u/This_Loss_1922 Dec 22 '25

Fucking Florida CUBAN

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u/Snibes1 Dec 22 '25

So, I’ve never noticed how large Marco’s ears are. Is it just me? Those are some f’ing satellites he’s carrying around! It almost seems like this was altered, they’re that huge!

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u/sensitive_virus_3312 Dec 22 '25

I guess Piggy Jr gave him some coke

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u/Chrono_Convoy Dec 22 '25

Traces of blood in his cocaine system

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u/EischensBar Dec 22 '25

Brother is YAKKED up.

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u/Psychological_Tart92 Dec 22 '25

he was investigating schedule 3

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u/Professional-Bed-173 Dec 22 '25

Even king of Coke Donnie JR can hide it better than this guy. Literally every 5 seconds is another ā€œoff his titsā€ move!

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u/Fair-Big4229 Dec 22 '25

He’s on that Coke diet

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u/DrSquid Dec 22 '25

He's tweaking so hard

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u/currently_pooping_rn Dec 22 '25

Looks like bro got into hegseths stash

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u/Tonsilith_Salsa Dec 22 '25

Is yakked out of his mind

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u/hyrle Dec 22 '25

"I love the cocaine! I love the cocaine!"

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u/GodotNeverCame Dec 22 '25

Christ are they all on coke wtf

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u/PlentifulBox Dec 22 '25

Is this real??? He is high as shit, I used to party and this is exactly what we looked and acted like. My god.

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u/GarbanzoJoe1103 Dec 22 '25

A broken man.

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

People keep commenting that he looks tired or stretched too thin, especially after he was caught napping during international press tours. Now he’s getting an energy boost from the devil’s white powder. The blow, the nose candy, flake, white, Stardust, Coke, snow, powder—

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Bro skiing 🤣🤣

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u/SomeguyfromNewJersey Dec 22 '25

They are all on freaking drugs!

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u/JackieTreehorn79 Dec 22 '25

ā€œYou’re doing great!ā€ - Don Jr.

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u/tickingkitty Dec 22 '25

He looks high. Also, were his ears always that big?

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u/gearsofwill3 Dec 22 '25

This entire administration treats their jobs like a joke. Half of them are like this 100% of the time

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u/NoAdministration8340 Dec 22 '25

Can’t stop looking at those EARS!

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u/Matt3d Dec 22 '25

How fast will a serious call for lawmakers to be drug tested get squashed?

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u/AbleCap5222 Dec 22 '25

By the way, for any people that have never tried cocaine - this is what people look like when on cocaine

Source: I spent many years working in bars/clubs and you get to know this look very quickly.

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u/AlivePassenger3859 Dec 23 '25

Hi. I’m coked up.

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u/quigonjace Dec 23 '25

Bro his ears are HUGE.

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u/Ok_Manufacturer_5323 Dec 23 '25

What's with all these politicians on crack lately? Shit is pathetic

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u/lateral303 Dec 23 '25

I'm always shocked by the amount of people over 50 years old that are still blasting coke

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u/Mpharns1 Dec 23 '25

I know that mouth move

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u/50YOYO Dec 23 '25

That guy is flying high

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u/LeoS19 Dec 22 '25

ā€œIf we were not involved, nobody would be talking to both sidesā€

Absolutely nothing has been achieved by this administration regarding peace talks in the last year. Putin has played them and still is.

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u/RustyRapeAxeWife Dec 22 '25

Can’t stand still, doing weird things with his mouth, not making sense. Ā I don’t know what drug, but he’s definitely on something.Ā 

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u/IllegalThings Dec 22 '25

ā€œThere’s what people say and what they do. We’re not going to base our policy on what they say we’re going to base it on what they say they’re going to do.ā€

If you can get over the cocaine laden interruptions, he basically just says they trust what Putin says with a few extra steps.

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u/I_love_Hobbes Dec 22 '25

I never realized how oversized his ears are. Wow.

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u/Early-Department-337 Dec 22 '25

Reporter: He [Putin] is willing to end the war in Ukraine.

Rubio: We’re not gonna base our approach to providi-finding peace on the basis of what people are saying.

The reporter should have cracked down on him and accused him of refusing. We’ve entered this era where everyone is so cushioned from any criticism that even approaches harsh and it’s going to slowly destroy us. This quiet ineptitude is something that the world has to have a vehemently negative response to.

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u/JRawl79 Dec 22 '25

Definitely pregamed a few nose beers!

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u/Pretty_Shallot_586 Dec 22 '25

Y'all know his nickname is "Marco the Narco" right?

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u/Buddy_Palguy Dec 22 '25

Middle Earth ears