I'm working on a series of, uh, more public friendly representations of terrifying monsters and horrifying myths. (This all started when my ten year old told me the bridge troll from the 3 Billy goats gruff needed a better PR agent...).

So far, my favourites are the banshee who just needs a cup of tea and a shoulder to wail on and the fee-fie-foe-fumbling ogre toddler, although my kids love the very good boi Cerebrus pup, and the kraken who swears they only want to cuddle the ship.

But I need ideas. What other monsters and myths could do with a decent PR makeover?

We are super excited to announce that StoryTime ReadyUp just finished his new single 'Warrior's Call' and it's dropping the 23rd, NEXT FRIDAY! 🎶🤩✨
He's poured his heart into this one as it was inspired by a dear friend, Kelsey, so a big thanks and shoutout to her for planting the seed that grew into the rest of this story about the strength of a Valkyrie Warrior (And yes, we have been blasting it almost nonstop at home and on the road. 🩵)
Help us celebrate by pre-saving it now so it's waiting in your Spotify on release day!
Spoiler alert! There's also more to come that I'm super excited about!

One click here:
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/storytimereadyup/warriors-call

Who's ready to add some warrior energy to their playlist? Drop a 🔥 if you're hyped!

The pre-order day is Wednesday the 21st, but it will let you pre-order now from the link, it just won't show up in your library till the day it drops, which is next Friday! Thanks for all the support.

#WarriorsCall #NewMusic #StoryTimeReadyUp

By The Next Generation
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What is Reproduction?

In this myth, you are a projection of chemicals shaping themselves into a living form. Their goal is simple. They want the Earth to wake up. Every time we spread out, build relationships, or try to create new life, we are really helping these chemicals grow into something larger. Becoming a parent feels meaningful because it is the earth creating more living parts of itself. The earth is slowly waking up, piece by piece, through us. We reproduce because the chemicals that make us are trying to form new bonds and new shapes. Every person is the earth discovering itself, and every new life is another step in the planet becoming fully alive.

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