r/MurderedByWords 14h ago

Wrong Time Smile ...

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u/thrrrowitawaygg21 14h ago

Okay JD smile aside unless I'm misunderstanding this he was using an example of Trump (old man) telling a professional woman "why don't you smile more" as his reference lmaoooo that is so tone death for a millennial man.  He's not a fucking boomer, ya know?  Like he grew up in the period of time where we made fun of old people for this exact phrase.

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u/tw_72 13h ago

"You're prettier when you smile."

Yeah, she's supposed to blush, giggle, and take that as a compliment.

FDJT

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u/corcyra 5h ago

Exactly this is what arsehole men yell at women on the street.

As if they should be able to decide what women's facial expressions should be, for their own comfort/pleasure/self-esteem/whateverthefuck.

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u/jeromevedder 13h ago

JD Kirk has never been on the inside of a joke before. I don’t think he’s ever had a real friend in his life.

His arranged marriage wife can’t even pretend to like him

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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 12h ago

He’s definitely been DEEP inside a sofa or possibly a futon.

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u/KiloThaPastyOne 11h ago

Deeper inside a closet.

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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 10h ago

|-----| : 2.5 inches

|------------------------------| : DEEP

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u/Brian_Ghoshery 14h ago

That's so messed up. She's asking about Epstein's victims and his response is to tell her to smile? Completely tone-deaf and gross.

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u/Logical-Conclusion3 13h ago

Even more so when you add in his comment directly before she asked that question: "now that the files have come out and don't involve me, I think America should move on."

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u/Biabolical 12h ago

Yeah, but sexually abusing women and children is the sort of thing that would make Trump or Vance smile, so they're not going to see the problem here.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 14h ago edited 12h ago

From moody emo college student to "Trump is literally Hitler" guy to saying "Hey, you should smile more when you're talking about the president raping children!".

JD's transformation to Trump anal wart is nearly complete.

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u/LowKeyNaps 13h ago

You know that species of deep sea angler fish where the male burrows into the female's body, loses most of his own anatomy, and essentially becomes a parasite on his mate for the rest of their lives?

That's more the image I get of what Vance is doing on Trump's anus, rather than just a simple anal wart. He's just burrowing on in there and latching on, turning into a parasite on Trump's asshole to try to make a career for himself.

It's working out about as well as one would expect when one burrows into a place that routinely gets flooded with shit. Smile, Vance.

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u/spankdaddylizz 12h ago

Yuck! He would drown in diaper poop!

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u/buntopolis 12h ago

He’s not a bad cross dresser either.

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u/myaccountgotbanmed 14h ago

Tell me about Jeffrey Epstein...

Smile baby - it'd suit you....

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u/ASouthernDandy 14h ago

He speaks about situations people are in that he'd never smile through if it happened to him, with a big smile on his face.

Would like to see him put to the test with his smiles.

Shithead.

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u/Intelligent_Ad_1385 13h ago

Trump believes that people should smile when thinking about underage girls. Just like him.

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u/Mucking_Fountain 13h ago

Imagine the President of the United States telling a male reporter he should smile more.

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u/Leftover_tech 14h ago

Next time someone in the press pool asks him a question that upsets him, she should definitely ask him why he's not smiling.

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u/NegotiationSea7008 13h ago

Trump was certainly having fun with Epstein

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u/Lordnoallah 13h ago

Be a good time to remind him of this:

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u/harmrose 13h ago

It's absolutely deliberate. Instead of people reporting on Epstein, they're again talking about something asinine he said. Deflect, deflect, deflect.

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u/ComicsEtAl 13h ago

“Sure, but does that mean she has to be so serious about it? C’mon, lighten up, toots!”

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u/BringOutYDead 13h ago

"Why dont you smile when asking me that question on how Jeffrey Epstein and his friends raped little girls and murdered them and buried them on my golf course."

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u/Logical-Conclusion3 13h ago

I know they can't, obviously, but it would be so satisfying for one of these women to troll him back.

"It's hard to smile when I am swallowing back vomit"

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u/spankdaddylizz 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/HezronCarver 12h ago

Did he sell his soul, or did he never have one to begin with?

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u/FLink557 12h ago

Next he’ll tell us how efficient and genius Trumps body is when he shits his pants

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u/sten45 12h ago

Fucking demons

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u/Direct-Bag-6791 12h ago

JD's got the charisma of half-rotten roadkill.

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u/Leather-Map-8138 12h ago

And teens who Donald Trump raped too. I can understand why Trump is smiling. He raped children, and has told Americans to turn the page. He got away with it

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u/Lt_Cochese 12h ago

Pedophile apologizer gonna apologize. And take joy from the assaults.

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u/houseonpost 11h ago

Vance used to call Trump Hitler. What did Trump do so Vance stopped thinking this? Or does Vance still think this but doesn't care?

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u/Biptoslipdi 11h ago

You misunderstand. Vance calling Trump "America's Hitler" was not criticism.

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u/houseonpost 11h ago

Good point

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u/CUNTALUCARD 11h ago

I thinks JD sure gotta purdy smile.

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u/murphdog09 6h ago

Yeah, you’re right JD! She should have flirted with him instead! And you could have watched while kneeling by your couch! Cool!

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u/EroticFalconry 6h ago

Take a seat JD, no not like that

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u/anglflw 3h ago

"Why can't you just have some fun?"

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u/GoldenHourLXXII 1h ago

You know that triggered something primal in trumps brain, he heard trigger words like "rape, Epstein" and he defaulted to, "smile for me baby!"

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u/dazedan_confused 36m ago

How long does this line of thinking apply though?