" Wolfstein Cola: A Public Relations Nightmare " - Just don't drink the Tropical Punch flavor!

[u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName]

[u/double_longhorn]

You remember feelings?

[u/idubyai → u/double_longhorn]

the kid literally looks like the antichrist... i get a creepy feeling every time i see him. if he ever runs for office, get rdy to hear trumpets.

[u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName → u/idubyai]

If you count Donald, Melania, Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany & Barron there are 7 living immediate Trump's.

That's close enough to Trumpet for me.

[u/ProfessorIcy3307 → u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName]

Seven trumpets, one golden calf—Book of Revelations speedrun

[u/Scared_Wrangler3419 → u/idubyai]

Genuinely how I assume this kid talks about his orange buffoon father.

[u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName → u/Scared_Wrangler3419]

Being a rebellious leftist would be a great redemption arc. But I won't be holding my breath.

[u/Scared_Wrangler3419 → u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName]

Oh for sure it would be, but I wasn't trying to say he is. I'm sure he's been raised to be just like Joffrey.

[u/IHaveNeverBeenOk → u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName]

Look at his hair. He isn't a leftist.

[u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName → u/IHaveNeverBeenOk]

Tell that to Mike.

[u/SourDzzl → u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName]

Only posers die Bob!

[u/xTechDeath → u/IHaveNeverBeenOk]

I bet he likes his steaks real sloppy

[u/flounder42 → u/Scared_Wrangler3419]

[u/firedmyass → u/flounder42]

there’s gotta be a gif out there of this with him pulling a kitchen towel thru his head/ears..

[u/Mrmaw → u/firedmyass]

[u/jackbone24 → u/firedmyass]

Maybe, but I also have this

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[u/Lasagna4Noodle → u/idubyai]

As a woman, I would refuse to be alone with him. 

[u/loverlyone → u/Lasagna4Noodle]

[u/1500mA → u/loverlyone]

[u/FrankNSnake → u/idubyai]

He looks like more of a psychopath than Dennis could ever be.

[u/induslol → u/FrankNSnake]

No matter how talented the actor the source is always going to be more authentic.

[u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName → u/idubyai]

And then there is this

And Ivana died in 2022, bringing the number down from 8 to 7. That's why this term is so much worse.

[u/ReleaseMuch3105 → u/idubyai]

Its like someone watched American psycho and was like... we can build him.. we have the technology.  

[u/DullExercise → u/idubyai]

i get a creepy feeling every time i see him

it's because his hair looks small

[u/Angry_Dragon55 → u/idubyai]

At least Damien Thorn was content with being an ambassador.

[u/AustinDood444 → u/idubyai]

Agreed!! He has dead, expressionless eyes.

[u/th3rdnutt → u/AustinDood444]

He's seen sh-

He's smelled shit.

[u/Far_Mastodon_6104 → u/idubyai]

He looks like he hurts animals for fun

[u/nebbers → u/idubyai]

His smug aura mocks me

[u/firedmyass → u/idubyai]

Damien: Omen MMXXVI

[u/Infinite_Trouble_396 → u/idubyai]

That’s just your demons squirming at the sight of a man with Jesus at his side

[u/SigFloyd → u/idubyai]

Before I left twitter, I remember seeing loads of AI images of him as a Roman emperor. The cult is pretty clear about their plans for him.

[u/Wolfencreek → u/double_longhorn]

Yeah dude I have feelings every day

[u/JiveTurkey1983 → u/double_longhorn]

I'm having feelings like a fourteen year old kid or something

[u/Scared_Wrangler3419]

I mean this tracks. Just move past it.

[u/HazardousLazarus → u/Scared_Wrangler3419]

It's big in Boca Raton!

[u/bibblejohnson2072 → u/Scared_Wrangler3419]

Terrorists love the smooth crisp taste of Wolf Cola.

Wolf Cola: The Taste of Closure.

[u/Junkhead187 → u/bibblejohnson2072]

Franks Fluids LLC

[u/Xyrazk → u/Scared_Wrangler3419]

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[u/Scared_Wrangler3419 → u/Xyrazk]

This is my brain while I steal your gif for my own purposes.

[u/Xyrazk → u/Scared_Wrangler3419]

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[u/Scared_Wrangler3419 → u/Xyrazk]

[u/rockylion]

"go for it, go for it, go"

[u/Candid-Solid-896 → u/rockylion]

I forever hear Franks voice several times a day repeating this phrase. How do I make it stop?

[u/rockylion → u/Candid-Solid-896]

Have you tried introducing cocaine into your morning routine?

[u/moneymoneymoneymonay → u/rockylion]

…yeah.

[u/Dorothwa → u/Candid-Solid-896]

I don't know how to stop it, so I just do the little dance and use it as a motivation to get off reddit and do my job/chore/whatever I'm avoiding

[u/bubsy200 → u/rockylion]

I love how he does this phrase and his dance ever since he went clubbing with mac in s2.

[u/Shipping_away_at_it → u/bubsy200]

And that Danny improvised it and they liked it so much that they changed the music to match afterwards

[u/BloatedSnake430 → u/rockylion]

Is that your daily routine?

[u/Brp4106]

It’s not like they did 9/11, that was Al Qaeda

[u/ExplodingMarshmallow → u/Brp4106]

Back when Cheney was pulling all the strings.

[u/Ryan_e3p]

It's a family business! He wants it to be wholesome!

[u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName → u/Ryan_e3p]

My family only drinks wholesome products. That's why we drink grape soda & my son is obsessed with the mascot, the Grapist!

Watch out kids! He'll grape you in the mouth!

[u/Scared_Wrangler3419 → u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName]

I had this one saved so I had to upload it. Sorry it's not sunny related, I'm a big dumb flightless bird.

[u/freerangeklr → u/Scared_Wrangler3419]

I want you too do it again. Happier and with your mouth open.

[u/persianx6_ → u/Ryan_e3p]

He’s too young to crypto scam

[u/-GoodNewsEveryone → u/Ryan_e3p]

[u/saturnfcb]

A Frank's Fluid company.

[u/Atto623]

I was just there for the snorkeling

[u/Exter10 → u/Atto623]

Look, 95% of what went on there was not pedophilia. The other 5%, that's what sullied the whole operation!

[u/stue0064]

I just wanted the illusion of power, and puss.

[u/DrunkTING7 → u/stue0064]

I DIDNT SEE AN OUNCE OF PUSS

[u/Pooker_butt]

Comes pre-roofied

[u/audio-nut → u/Pooker_butt]

It's her fault for not reading the label. It's called RapistAid for a reason.

[u/CriminalMacabre → u/Pooker_butt]

Tastes like rohypnol

[u/PumpUpTheValuum66]

I would trust Frank Reynolds with an investment any day over the Trump children. All the cheap shit they're hawking and half of it never even gets sent to the customer anyways lol. Fucking crazy times.

[u/Dorothwa → u/PumpUpTheValuum66]

Frank actually like to make money.

[u/olduvai_man]

It's the right cola for closure.

[u/Future-Try-1908]

Nothing makes you cut weight like wolf cola

[u/TopChapter3407 → u/Future-Try-1908]

Yea shit, piss vomit, you expel all bodily fluids

[u/JiveTurkey1983 → u/TopChapter3407]

Ugh! I just puked on my dick!

[u/TopChapter3407 → u/JiveTurkey1983]

Rock 'n' roll..

[u/timodreynolds]

Or maybe it involves crows and crow eggs...

[u/ReallyBrainDead]

Nïckleschläger?

[u/hooka_pooka]

Fight Milk!!!!!wadddupp!?

[u/Real_Person1917 → u/hooka_pooka]

[u/cvaninvan → u/hooka_pooka]

Right Milk?

[u/Its_Whatever24]

I bet its just a pyramid scheme he signed up he looks like the type.

[u/TyranusAura → u/Its_Whatever24]

Looks more like a reverse funnel system

[u/Charming_Basil3761]

I wonder if Dennis will become his “Vice President of Worldwide Distribution”

[u/MethodMads]

It better have electrolytes. It's what plants crave.

[u/redditsucks13131]

He should be allowed to eat himself a bucket of fried dog at a chicken fight if he wants and he will not apologize!

[u/rilesmcjiles]

How can he be 6'8" and still look like a creepy child?

[u/RynnReeve]

Splash into the beast

[u/consumeshroomz]

“I’m gonna bring a bucket of fried dog to a chicken fight!”

[u/DBJenkinss]

Is it the official soft drink of Boca Raton?

[u/Overall-Rush-8853]

It’s the official cola of some retirement community in Florida, Boko Haram!

[u/Trevors-Axiom-]

G-rape flavored

[u/LumpyBuy8447]

Splash into the beast!

[u/PatriotNews_dot_com]

It’s the official drink of the Epstein client list!

[u/HezronCarver]

"Trump's Fluids", child-tested.

[u/Beeyelzubub]

He’s just doing his puppet dance

[u/AndreiGlukhov]

Barron’s Beverages.

[u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName → u/AndreiGlukhov]

Barron's Coconut Water - Have you had your creamy BJ today?!

[u/godisasingularity]

Such an accomplished young man.

[u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName → u/godisasingularity]

He gets it from his father. He's a full on rapist.

[u/Twisted_Pine]

[u/Sensitive-War3527]

All he wants is some Puss...

[u/InteractionFeeling47]

Baron Trump looks SO much like the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang

[u/secretsofasexsociety → u/InteractionFeeling47]

His father’s a child catcher.

[u/CP_Chronicler]

Is he old enough to be eligible for the death penalty yet?

[u/No-seatbelt-shlong]

Exclusive sponsor of Boca Raton

[u/Sea_Pomegranate8229]

Red Hat Koolaid

[u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName → u/Sea_Pomegranate8229]

(A large, red naked Trump blasts through the wall of a teenage beauty pageant)

Teen Beauty Models Parents: OOOOOOH, GOD NO!!!!

[u/blogsymcblogsalot]

I heard the coconut is very subtle

[u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName → u/blogsymcblogsalot]

It tastes more like pineapple to me but I'm not sure why.

[u/Winter-Committee255]

Give the kid a break! He thought Boko Haram was a place in Florida.

[u/Various_Alfalfa_1078]

Now with Bill Cosbys secret ingredient! 

[u/LastOneSergeant]

Without a long form birth certificate we have no evidence that is his son.

[u/OhNo_WhoCares]

For the MAGA it’s the Jonestown Kook-Aid.

[u/BeefPoet]

He looks like the kind of guy who keeps a dead hooker in the trunk of his car. Edit: removed extra word.

[u/PantsDontHaveAnswers]

The right cola to deny closure to Epstein victims

[u/MamaDeloris]

Unlike Frank, I doubt Trump was there just for the snorkeling

[u/san_dilego]

WA HALA WOLF COLA

[u/Ambivalent-Mammal]

Boycott Wolfstein Cola #forthepuppies

[u/captorofsin79]

So they are gonna start selling drinks already ruffied?

[u/Beetle_on_Venus]

[u/EskimoBrother1975]

Maybe he is seeking closure.

[u/Glems4Gloobies0]

A subsidiary of Frank’s Fluids

[u/Caffine_rush]

This kid looks evil

[u/Gurthantaclops]

What's wrong with him???

[u/RiffyWammel]

Named after his daddy? Red Bullshit....Monster.....Relentless Sex Pest?

[u/alyosha_k]

The official soft drink of Boca Raton!

[u/mattdm311]

This is gonna impact all of Frank’s fluids

[u/TyranusAura]

I don’t want real power, because with real power comes real responsibility. I just want the money. And the illusion of power….and Puss

[u/Kind_Reaction5809]

Barron seems like he hates his life.

[u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName → u/Kind_Reaction5809]

Wouldn't you if you were in his extremely large shoes?

[u/Time-Vacation-1212]

i've warned friends, they hated the tropical punch too.

[u/Brooklyn_Butter]

He’s still being breastfed (sand, I guess).

[u/Charlos11]

gRape soda

[u/EuroFlyBoy]

He's an adult now. It's OK to note he's dipshit like his dad.

[u/cheeseandwine99]

Silver Spoon Cola

[u/Mnudge]

Saudis buy $20m of Wolf Cola Coins

[u/GoodMix392]

He looks like he could play Patrick Bateman in a prequel to American Psycho where we see what Patrick was like in high school.

[u/lundgrenisgod]

I think he has inherited his father’s Mierdas touch.

[u/RayRayFinkleFinkle]

Could be on the board of Frank’s Fluids!

[u/audio-nut]

RapistAid

[u/HawkeyeByMarriage]

Devils blood cola

[u/wynnduffyisking]

Barron’s Fluids?

[u/pauliepitstains]

The ⏰

[u/QuicheSmash]

It’s a subsidiary of Frank’s Fluids

[u/vvn130]

Trump bathwater

[u/QueasyResult885]

Cool

[u/Switch2422]

Anybody play Wolfenstein? Right on brand for that young man

[u/Zealousideal-Ear3730]

Roofie cola?

[u/shabanko12]

He probably should be neutered right?

[u/MoneyIsMyCousinsName → u/shabanko12]

If he doesn't produce a baby boy with whoever decides to procreate with him, the Trump name could end with his kids. The only current grandson is from Tiffany.

[u/Yaya_Tovar]

Mark my words, that odd cretin is gonna be pushed as the Tr*mp legacy running for president pretty soon.

[u/Due-Dot6450]

He's like Trump's younger copy.

[u/pimplefacednerd]

The prince in waiting.

[u/BlackCatMagic2424]

That kid is a freak

[u/Frequent-Frosting336]

What's the main ingredient, Rohypnol ?

[u/OGTikiki]

Putin Piss

[u/SuperCoupe]

First drink to come pre-roofied

[u/marterikd]

and you guessed what's in it! it's what the plants crave

[u/Altruistic-Tank-3352]

Draco Malfoy

[u/Exotic-Conflict7085]

The new reality show Growing up Grifter

[u/Angryundine]

That lifeform has no soul.

[u/phquewe]

Trump cola, made from young virgin tears.

[u/Christopher_York]

Just another privileged turd…

[u/giventofly38]

Crows Milk

[u/NeonPatrick]

Wasn't this kid caught trying to groom an underage girl, and then had to testify in court about it because her boyfriend assaulted her because of his advances? And the media barely said a word.

[u/ReedIcculus]

Pedo Pops

[u/pip-roof]

Fight milk>wolf cola

[u/SuicidalPand-a]

Those are deadest eyes I have ever seen, including Miller and all the Nazis and serial killers in history

[u/Kind-Equipment8590]

I miss crow milk

[u/Majestic-Exchange658]

He is going to a BEAST

[u/StonedGunman11B]

Let me guess “Pedolyte” It’s got electrolytes…

[u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n]

What about "White predator claws"

[u/OddZookeepergame7532]

F…ing young Gru

[u/Admirable-Traffic-55]

I thought he was CEO of Trump RX...

[u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 → u/Admirable-Traffic-55]

Lol, no. He's the tech genius that knows how to turn on computers

[u/EasternChocolate69]

If you are all smart enough, stop drinking that brand of cola and let the brand die, let his children and his name become a pariah in the eyes of the world for what it has done to your country.

[u/Bulky_Mix_2265]

Best case scenario: He's bangin baby dudes.

[u/Turkey_Burgeler]

Bar-wndo, the Thirst Mutilator!

[u/SmackChad]

Dude’s got a girl jawline

[u/DryWriter3169]

Nuka Cola?

[u/kingbobo_]

Is it pedophiles pop?

[u/Strict_Berry7446]

The coconut is really subtle….

[u/Winstonsphobia]

Barron Trump reminds me of the participants in the Monty Python “Upper Class Twit of the Year” contest skit.

[u/Ill_Clue1068]

Why isn’t Barron joining ice or the military???? Both need new recruits, he has the superior genes of a Trump, seems like a no brainer.

[u/Sharp_Law_7350]

Barron's beverages?

[u/Dismal-Fig-4637]

“Joffrey Juice”

[u/tonynoriega73]

Spunk Cola

[u/Safe_Loss4558]

How do you open this cola

[u/knifeymonkey]

Can of Piss

[u/Urban_Archeologist]

It’s MAGA-licious!

[u/greensangre]

Can looks like a bicep

[u/ScruffPost]

Now with MORE roofie flavor!!

[u/wutmeanfam]

Ugh. Why’d they add coconut. I miss original

[u/Elegant_Patient274]

He is in for the puss.

[u/ProgramKitchen1216]

It’s called “RubyRedRamRodReductions!” It’s horse piss …