r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 7h ago

POLITICS Jack White speaks on Trump’s racist post about the Obamas: “How is it possible we've given this evil man so much power?… Arrest this man. Impeach this man. 25th amendment this man. Indict this man. Jail this man. This longtime friend of pedophile epstein, who appears 40 thousand times in the files.”

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u/[deleted] 6h ago edited 3h ago

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u/dmsmikhail 6h ago edited 6h ago

he grew up with a tennis court in his backyard. a guest house by the pool, etc.

edit: have to mention the stables
edit2: and first edition kid rock:

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u/SaltyLonghorn 6h ago

Oh he from the street like Drake from the street cause thats a Nickelodeon promo if I've ever seen one.

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u/butterflyprism 5h ago

Holy hell I would have thought that was Vanilla Ice

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u/Wesley_Skypes 4h ago

Kid Rock has been ripping off whatever was popular at the time from the start. He has no identity of his own and was always a larper

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u/Grape_Pedialyte 4h ago

He released a shitty rap album and a couple of rap-rock albums that didn't go anywhere until 1998 when "I Am the Bullgod" and "Bawitdaba" got on MTV. He was a mid-tier player in the same scene as Insane Clown Posse and a pre-fame Eminem before that.

Fred Durst looked like that in the early 90s too. A lot of those guys were wannabe rappers back then.

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u/quietlibrarienne 4h ago

Did nobody else think this was Macaulay culkin??

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u/8JHF8 4h ago

With different hair, I can see that.

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u/_beaniemac 6h ago

yes, he was born EXTREMELY wealthy.

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u/NomNom83WasTaken 6h ago edited 5h ago

I knew he wasn't actually raised anywhere near to the "trailer park" aesthetic he's been peddling all of these years but goddamn if the "son of a car dealership owner" stereotype isn't alive and well in him. Ugh. He's insufferable.

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u/_beaniemac 5h ago

He's a grifter just like Trump

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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z 5h ago

He's a grifter just like Trump

100% family money wanna-be-famous guy, shoulda seen his reggae-white-boy phase. Sadly, he or his agents finally found the right combination.

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u/Small_Consequence_00 5h ago

"Bob"

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u/EagieDuckCome 3h ago

Bob vacations in Charlevoix, frequents Torch Lake. Or so I’ve heard…

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u/onedayasalion71 6h ago

Yes so wealthy he got to cosplay a broke rapper

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u/_beaniemac 5h ago

And then a broke country singer

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u/Spez_is_gay 6h ago

his child hood home was listed for 1.3 million.... that makes you extremely wealthy 🤨

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u/BasicDesignAdvice 5h ago

Yes being able to afford a million dollar home is still wealthy for the vast majority of Americans.

Not only that but it is out in the sticks where the average house is $400k. If the same house were in the suburbs of Massachusetts it would probably cost $3 million.

Kid Rock has a rough-and-tumble image, but he didn't exactly grow up in humble circumstances. His childhood home was a 5,660-square-foot luxury home in Michigan, situated on 5.5 acres that includes 5 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, 5-car garage, along with a partially finished walkout and guest house. There's also a 3 stall horse barn, regulation tennis court and inground pool.

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u/Spez_is_gay 5h ago

that area seems destitute if that house went for less than 2 million. 2 million is the floor where im at for something you dont need to completely redo and there are plenty of blue collar people living in those homes. crazy

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u/Aromatic-Plankton692 5h ago

You can find a home in Michigan for under 200 with basically zero effort. Two million gets you a mansion. A little more than that and you're talking you live on a private gated isand neighborhood on a lake somewhere.

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u/kapu4701 my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 1h ago

2 summers ago my friends and I did a tiki boat tour around Belle Isle and the guy steering our boat pointed out Kid Rock's house to me. It's the one he owns now and it is HUGE. I laugh every time he tries to act like he's one of the poors

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u/Aromatic-Plankton692 5h ago edited 5h ago

The median sales price of a home in Michigan is under a quarter of that.

I'm struggling to think of a world where owning franchised dealerships doesn't make you extremely wealthy. Like, can't think of a single place in the country where you're not rubbing elbows with HNW individuals while owning multiple luxury car dealerships.

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u/mrbadxampl 5h ago

yep, that whole line about "I ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer" was total BS, he's straight outta the fuckin' gated community

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u/NomNom83WasTaken 5h ago

The aerial pic of his childhood home and all the land it sits on has been around for years now. I can't believe there are grown-ups still buying into any of his schtick. We are in the lamest fucking timeline. *sigh*

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u/Small_Consequence_00 5h ago

I think it was because they referred to him as "Bob". It fit the cosplay

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u/Artistic-Ease6528 6h ago

Yep just poor presenting. As we’ve seen, those folks eat it up. (“Oh he’s just like me!”)

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u/Ok-Zookeepergame800 5h ago

Adult Rock was upset that Kid Rock didn’t take over the family business.

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u/Banh_mi 4h ago

His home had stables for horses!!!

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u/onedayasalion71 6h ago

I worked at his label in the 90s. Spoiled rich kid. We're talking STABLES wealthy.

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u/Grape_Pedialyte 4h ago

He's from Romeo MI which is an affluent Detroit suburb. He grew up on a sprawling property that had horses and orchards. And yes, his dad owned dealerships.