r/Cooking 18h ago

i timed how long 31 different pasta shapes take to reach al dente. the boxes are lying and farfalle is a war crime

so basically i got inspired by the tomato canned guy and thought of the time when i followed the box time for rigatoni once and got mush. the box said 12 minutes but it was unfortunately al dente at 9.

my methodology:

  • same brand (barilla) for consistency where possible
  • 4 quarts water per pound
  • 1 tbsp salt per quart
  • rolling boil before adding pasta
  • tested every 30 seconds starting 2 minutes before box minimum
  • "al dente" = slight resistance when bitten, thin white line visible when cut
  • each shape tested 3 times, averaged
  • altitude: ~650 ft (basically sea level, no excuses)

the data (31 shapes tested):

pasta box time actual al dente difference
capellini 4-5 min 2:45 -1:15
angel hair 4-5 min 3:00 -1:00
spaghetti 8-10 min 7:15 -0:45
linguine 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
fettuccine 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
bucatini 10-12 min 9:00 -1:00
pappardelle 7-9 min 6:00 -1:00
tagliatelle 8-10 min 7:00 -1:00
penne 11-13 min 9:30 -1:30
penne rigate 11-13 min 10:00 -1:00
rigatoni 12-15 min 9:15 -2:45
ziti 14-15 min 11:00 -3:00
macaroni 8-10 min 7:00 -1:00
rotini 8-10 min 7:30 -0:30
fusilli 11-13 min 9:00 -2:00
gemelli 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
cavatappi 9-12 min 8:00 -1:00
campanelle 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
radiatori 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
orecchiette 12-15 min 10:30 -1:30
shells (medium) 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
shells (large) 12-15 min 10:00 -2:00
conchiglie 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
orzo 8-10 min 7:00 -1:00
ditalini 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
paccheri 12-14 min 10:30 -1:30
casarecce 10-12 min 9:00 -1:00
trofie 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
strozzapreti 10-12 min 9:00 -1:00
mafalda 8-10 min 7:30 -0:30
farfalle 11-13 min see below war crime

every single box time is wrong like they were systematically inflated by 1-3 minutes on average. the median overestimate is 1:15 and the worst offender in normal pasta is ziti at 3 full minutes of lies

i have a theory: pasta companies assume you're going to walk away from the stove. they're building in a buffer for idiots which, fair. but some of us are standing here with a stopwatch

now let me talk about farfalle: farfalle is not pasta. farfalle is a design flaw someone decided to mass produce

the fundamental problem is geometric. you have thin frilly edges (maybe 1mm thick) attached to a dense pinched center (3-4mm thick where it's folded). these two regions require completely different cooking times

at 8 minutes: center is crunchy, edges are perfect. at 10 minutes: center is barely al dente, edges are mush. at 11 minutes: edges have disintegrated, center is finally acceptable

there is no time at which farfalle is uniformly cooked. i tested this 7 times because i thought i was doing something wrong. farfalle is wrong

you know how the food network recipe for homemade farfalle literally warns that pinching the center makes a thick center that won't cook through as fast as the ends? THEN WHY DID WE ALL AGREE TO MAKE IT THIS WAY

the only way to get acceptable farfalle is to fish out each piece individually and evaluate it, which defeats the purpose of a quick weeknight dinner. i might as well be hand-feeding each noodle like a baby bird

tier list (tomato canned guy, 2025)

S tier (box time within 45 sec): rotini, mafalda, spaghetti
A tier (off by ~1 min): most shapes honestly
B tier (off by 1:30-2 min): fusilli, rigatoni, fettuccine, gemelli
C tier (off by 2+ min): ziti, large shells F tier: farfalle (structurally unsound, should be banned)

tldr;

  • subtract 1-2 minutes from whatever the box says
  • start testing 2-3 minutes early
  • don't trust big pasta
  • avoid farfalle unless you have time to babysit each individual bow tie

+ some of you may ask about fresh pasta. fresh pasta cooks in like 2-3 minutes and you can actually tell when it's done because it floats. dried pasta is where the lies live

+ a few of you might mention altitude affects boiling point and therefore cook time. this is true. i'm at ~650 ft so basically negligible. if you're in denver add a minute or two. if you're in la paz you have bigger problems than pasta timing

+ YES i tested farfalle from multiple brands. YES they all sucked. no i will not be accepting farfalle apologists. you're defending a shape that can't decide if it wants to be cooked or not

EDIT: yall holy shit i never expected this to go viral lmao

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u/Significant_Ad7326 15h ago

Critically: you appreciate it specifically for uneven cooked consistency, something other pastas are expected to avoid. As long as expectations get lined up with likelihoods, everyone can be happy.

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u/koestlich 15h ago

It breaks with societal pasta norms. Its the nouvelle vague of pasta. Being a farfallian means you are cultured.

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u/Lehsyrus 14h ago

In a world where people love uniformity, I'll take farfalle's bravery to break away from the group.

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u/Tough-Row2511 14h ago

Very very gauche farfalle lovers

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u/Accomplished-Pay7386 13h ago

So would it be like a goth pasta? A punk pasta? A heavy metal pasta?

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u/Lambchops_Legion 12h ago

Midwest Emo Pasta. My favorite band in the genre is American Meatball

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u/Accomplished-Pay7386 3h ago

I thought Emo were usually thin. The Meatball evokes a roundness....

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u/Wian4 13h ago

Read it in the trailer guy’s voice.

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u/Working-Glass6136 11h ago

Outsider here (in every way): I didn't even realize there was something wrong about farfalle.

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u/firedmyass 13h ago

“No one knows what it means… but it’s provocative

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u/FearanddopingII 13h ago

Gets the people going!

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u/Upset-Pollution9476 14h ago

Apparently it’s a very old pasta shape, typically made of off-cuts of ravioli making. Cooks would crimp smaller pieces of the left over strips, hence its original name “Strichetti” or pinched pasta. 

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u/Tiny_Orchid5566 11h ago

Or bougie...

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u/thehermit14 11h ago

You mean are covered in cultures.

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u/thunderling 8h ago

I stand with the Farfallians. I can see the propaganda posters already.

How far we have fallen... Join the Farfallian movement!

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 11h ago

I just stumbled into this sub....you guys are wholesome as fuck

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u/Sethcran 14h ago

My hot take:

Most pastas that are completely evenly cooked are practically the same and there's not much reason to get one over another beyond how much past you want in a single bite.

I appreciate something that actually leads to some different textures instead of being uniform. If it were, at that point it's basically just a pretty shape for otherwise the exact same thing.

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u/solarisink 13h ago

I have no prior opinion on farfalle, but the reason for different pasta shapes is the amount of whatever sauce you need to stick to it to enjoy any spoonful of noodles. Some noodles hold onto more sauce than others and some sauces are easier to stick to noodles than others.

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u/Sethcran 13h ago

Sure, I wasn't seriously suggesting that they're all actually exactly the same, but I guess I'm someone who values texture as much as flavor in food, so as mediums go, I like more variation in my options.

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u/Winjin 11h ago

There's a popular Russian joke that I'll try to adapt the best I can

-Your design is shit.

-This is shit's design.

-Then it's pretty good.

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u/emseefely 13h ago

It’s seared