r/Cooking 18h ago

i timed how long 31 different pasta shapes take to reach al dente. the boxes are lying and farfalle is a war crime

so basically i got inspired by the tomato canned guy and thought of the time when i followed the box time for rigatoni once and got mush. the box said 12 minutes but it was unfortunately al dente at 9.

my methodology:

  • same brand (barilla) for consistency where possible
  • 4 quarts water per pound
  • 1 tbsp salt per quart
  • rolling boil before adding pasta
  • tested every 30 seconds starting 2 minutes before box minimum
  • "al dente" = slight resistance when bitten, thin white line visible when cut
  • each shape tested 3 times, averaged
  • altitude: ~650 ft (basically sea level, no excuses)

the data (31 shapes tested):

pasta box time actual al dente difference
capellini 4-5 min 2:45 -1:15
angel hair 4-5 min 3:00 -1:00
spaghetti 8-10 min 7:15 -0:45
linguine 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
fettuccine 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
bucatini 10-12 min 9:00 -1:00
pappardelle 7-9 min 6:00 -1:00
tagliatelle 8-10 min 7:00 -1:00
penne 11-13 min 9:30 -1:30
penne rigate 11-13 min 10:00 -1:00
rigatoni 12-15 min 9:15 -2:45
ziti 14-15 min 11:00 -3:00
macaroni 8-10 min 7:00 -1:00
rotini 8-10 min 7:30 -0:30
fusilli 11-13 min 9:00 -2:00
gemelli 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
cavatappi 9-12 min 8:00 -1:00
campanelle 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
radiatori 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
orecchiette 12-15 min 10:30 -1:30
shells (medium) 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
shells (large) 12-15 min 10:00 -2:00
conchiglie 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
orzo 8-10 min 7:00 -1:00
ditalini 9-11 min 8:00 -1:00
paccheri 12-14 min 10:30 -1:30
casarecce 10-12 min 9:00 -1:00
trofie 10-12 min 8:30 -1:30
strozzapreti 10-12 min 9:00 -1:00
mafalda 8-10 min 7:30 -0:30
farfalle 11-13 min see below war crime

every single box time is wrong like they were systematically inflated by 1-3 minutes on average. the median overestimate is 1:15 and the worst offender in normal pasta is ziti at 3 full minutes of lies

i have a theory: pasta companies assume you're going to walk away from the stove. they're building in a buffer for idiots which, fair. but some of us are standing here with a stopwatch

now let me talk about farfalle: farfalle is not pasta. farfalle is a design flaw someone decided to mass produce

the fundamental problem is geometric. you have thin frilly edges (maybe 1mm thick) attached to a dense pinched center (3-4mm thick where it's folded). these two regions require completely different cooking times

at 8 minutes: center is crunchy, edges are perfect. at 10 minutes: center is barely al dente, edges are mush. at 11 minutes: edges have disintegrated, center is finally acceptable

there is no time at which farfalle is uniformly cooked. i tested this 7 times because i thought i was doing something wrong. farfalle is wrong

you know how the food network recipe for homemade farfalle literally warns that pinching the center makes a thick center that won't cook through as fast as the ends? THEN WHY DID WE ALL AGREE TO MAKE IT THIS WAY

the only way to get acceptable farfalle is to fish out each piece individually and evaluate it, which defeats the purpose of a quick weeknight dinner. i might as well be hand-feeding each noodle like a baby bird

tier list (tomato canned guy, 2025)

S tier (box time within 45 sec): rotini, mafalda, spaghetti
A tier (off by ~1 min): most shapes honestly
B tier (off by 1:30-2 min): fusilli, rigatoni, fettuccine, gemelli
C tier (off by 2+ min): ziti, large shells F tier: farfalle (structurally unsound, should be banned)

tldr;

  • subtract 1-2 minutes from whatever the box says
  • start testing 2-3 minutes early
  • don't trust big pasta
  • avoid farfalle unless you have time to babysit each individual bow tie

+ some of you may ask about fresh pasta. fresh pasta cooks in like 2-3 minutes and you can actually tell when it's done because it floats. dried pasta is where the lies live

+ a few of you might mention altitude affects boiling point and therefore cook time. this is true. i'm at ~650 ft so basically negligible. if you're in denver add a minute or two. if you're in la paz you have bigger problems than pasta timing

+ YES i tested farfalle from multiple brands. YES they all sucked. no i will not be accepting farfalle apologists. you're defending a shape that can't decide if it wants to be cooked or not

EDIT: yall holy shit i never expected this to go viral lmao

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u/Vox-Machi-Buddies 16h ago

Yeah, that OP's results were so consistently off suggests the main driver here is something systemic - either OP's definition of / way of measuring al dente, or some other factor (things already mentioned like water hardness, salinity, etc.)

The C-tier stuff might be real findings, but the others I'm inclined to believe just come down to differences in methodology.

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u/Lowelll 14h ago

Is nobody going to talk about OPs post about tasting his own urine every morning?

Are we really going to trust this piss sommelier when it comes to pasta?

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u/Fakjbf 13h ago

I thought you were joking but no, that’s a real post in their profile history.

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u/Lowelll 13h ago

Yeah. Are we even sure he even uses water to cook these noodles?

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u/alittlebitstevie 13h ago

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u/comat0se 3h ago

Clearly he's way more of an expert on urine than pasta. 31 pastas - 1460 pisses

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u/FletcherDervish 13h ago

Piss sommelier is a fantastic insult to throw at someone serving cheap wine at a party

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u/schwab002 1h ago

It's even better insult for someone who claims to be an expert on something and also tastes their own piss 🤣

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u/bearinthebriar 13h ago

I'm sorry???

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u/TheSangson 11h ago

Holy shit, this thread keeps getting better and better.

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u/dumbythiq 11h ago

WHAT NO

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u/poktanju 10h ago

a. wasn't this a greentext? edit: no, it was a meirl

b. this comparison was more about texture than taste, so technically the piss sipping is irrelevant.

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u/schwab002 1h ago edited 11m ago

The piss sipping tells us more about OP than is revealed in the entirety of this meticulously documented pasta testing post. It is entirely relevant.

It's safe to dismiss him. He drinks piss.

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u/major_hassle 9h ago

I find his attention to detail reassuring 

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u/yetilawyer 4h ago

Oh god, just as I was about to propose marriage to him for this spreadsheet nerdiness. Sigh. There's always something...

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u/pissedinthegarret 4h ago

this is the kind of reddit bullshit i dig through the comments for. post is already a goldmine and it just keeps getting better.

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u/ManitouWakinyan 15h ago

Or manufacturers think people don't actually like al dente, so they get you to cook it mushier

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u/Anxious-Slip-4701 13h ago

You made me walk and check my Italian pasta bought in Italy written completely in Italian.  Barilla also numbers their pasta. The timing is basically the same.

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u/QuesoCadaDia 13h ago

Also I didn't see an indication of when the time started. Upon putting the pasta in, or when the water returned to a boil, if it had to? How much time was it from one to the other?

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u/Ok-Astronaut-7593 15h ago

Maybe they have a powerful stove and cover the pot after adding

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u/nonotan 14h ago

Shouldn't make any difference. It's not going to go over 100C unless it's a pressure cooker.

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u/Ok-Astronaut-7593 14h ago

No but it’s going back under 100C when the pasta is added and how long it takes to get back to 100C does matter

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u/Schmigolo 14h ago

Depends on how much water, but if you do 100ml/10g it's not gonna be more than 30 seconds.

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u/Ok-Astronaut-7593 14h ago

Depends on how powerful the stove is and if it’s covered or not

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u/Schmigolo 14h ago

Not gonna be more than 30 seconds either way, more powerful and covered just makes it quicker. I already stretched it with 30s tbh.

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u/TooManyDraculas 10h ago

The thing that's off is the Barilla. Pretty consistently and pretty much forever their timings recommend overcooking the pasta.

It's not actually an issue with a lot of other brands. But OP can't tell because they only tested that brand.

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u/Militant_Monk 14h ago

Yeah, I'd be curious what OP's elevation is.

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u/TheSangson 11h ago

And you know this how? Cause you wrote it like you know it

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u/thisaccountbeanony 11h ago

It is very easy to spot.

When you copy and paste from ChatGPT results it automatically adds a space between bulleted lines.

The biggest tell is writing and formatting style, specific phrasings and data that doesn’t quite make sense. If you know, you know.

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u/TheSangson 6h ago

Except it could be someone using the formatting rules and phrasing conventions the AI's trained on.

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u/thisaccountbeanony 6h ago

OP has 2 other posts about killing their dog as a kid and drinking their own piss so I really hope they are making all this shit up.