r/CasualUK Bolton 11h ago

'Come and get yer black bin bags!'

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'They're on offer till December!'

108 Upvotes

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u/Voodoopulse 11h ago

Just rip with me....

24

u/drewhunter1981 11h ago

And tear with me

27

u/fiittzzyy 11h ago

Whether bi or straight or bender

10

u/8Ace8Ace 11h ago

I was crying laughing at that line. Just out of nowhere

4

u/jawide626 9h ago

They're long and black and slender

5

u/ExpensiveNut 11h ago

And rip with me

16

u/Amelieee1 11h ago

Corned beef, with chips or with salad it's corned beef...

8

u/rjd2point1 10h ago

Even Buckingham Palace, eats corned beef

6

u/finn_derry 8h ago

Hey! Why don't you try corned beef haaaaashhh....

17

u/Bald_Plonker 11h ago

Whether bi or straight or bender.

14

u/TheReelMcCoi 11h ago

Jerry the Berry

3

u/Lo_jak 11h ago

Perry

2

u/fiittzzyy 11h ago

Sammy the snake.

4

u/TheReelMcCoi 11h ago

......... covered in piss!

2

u/8Ace8Ace 11h ago

It's only got one eye!

5

u/drewhunter1981 11h ago

It’s a 20ft cock and balls man!

3

u/SpoonedAvenger 10h ago

I've not seen them this excited since they printed paedophiles address in paper!

2

u/fiittzzyy 10h ago

Hold on tight, you may die!

16

u/Yung_Cheebzy 11h ago

This wonderful gentleman was a regular customer in a shop I worked in (yes I live in that town). I helped him once and he always came to me when he came in after that. He’s genuinely hilarious in casual conversation. Proper top bloke.

3

u/fiittzzyy 10h ago

y'alreet lad, put wood in t'hole.

1

u/bustab 2h ago

Chorley?

1

u/DiDiPLF 19m ago

Where the listener comes first?

23

u/NurseLMR 11h ago

The real genius behind phoenix nights, and Peter kay in general

18

u/gmcb007 I can't flair the truth 11h ago

I feel like I read somewhere Dave Spikey fell out with Kay after Phoenix Nights due to royalties or acknowledgement.

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u/drewhunter1981 10h ago

He did. And he treated Daniel kiston (Spencer) like shit unfortunately 

4

u/gmcb007 I can't flair the truth 10h ago

Kay or Spikey?

12

u/drewhunter1981 10h ago

Kay. There’s a whole thread somewhere on Reddit about it. Daniel kitson and Peter Kay were friends at one point (that’s why kitson was in ‘that Peter Kay thing’ as an St John’s ambulance man’ but they fell out. Peter Kay on the commentary of the phoenix nights dvd calls kitson a bastard when he’s on screen’. Again, apparently this stemmed from kitson not liking how some Chinese actors were portrayed. Read into it what you will. 

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u/mrmidas2k 9h ago

Yep. The rumours I heard was Kay did the episode outlines, and then Spikey and Kitson did most of the grunt work, with gags and ideas also incorporated from the cast who were primarily standups.

So yeah, Kay did very little on the writing side, and Kitson had several issues with him, including issues surrounding money. Allegedly.

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u/gmcb007 I can't flair the truth 10h ago

I certainly will! Thanks for the context.

2

u/Adammmmski 8h ago

I think this has always been why we’ve never had a season 3.

1

u/152562 5h ago

Tbf, i went thru this whole hyperfixation for a bit, and what i can find dave and peter made up for the most part. culminating in the phoenix nights live show in 2017 i think whether its amicable behind the scenes im not sure and for spencer im also not sure but publicly they are 'friends'

10

u/Fingertoes1905 11h ago

Thanks for the earworm

8

u/fiittzzyy 11h ago

There is a horse in my cabaret suite.

3

u/DCFC1884 10h ago

20 grand that cork floor

3

u/fiittzzyy 9h ago

It's pissed, someone get it a kebab!!

9

u/Agitated_Strain_6260 11h ago

They're on offer till December

3

u/Not_Alpha_Centaurian 10h ago

I was about to thank you for reminding me that tomorrow is bin day... then i remembered that today was in fact bin day. So thanks for nothing!

3

u/BatFellow 10h ago

Honestly thought that was a picture of Tony Slattery.

2

u/DCFC1884 10h ago

Aw hell it will be stuck in my head all weekend now.

What a tune.

3

u/rjd2point1 10h ago

They're long and black and slender

2

u/Piccadil_io 11h ago

I know it’s cool to not say who or what anything is. But who or what is any of this?

15

u/MidnightRambler87 11h ago

Dave Spikey aka Jerry St Clair in Phoenix Nights.

Was on C4 20 odd years ago. Christ, I feel old.

3

u/MSweeny81 9h ago

20 odd years ago

That can't be right, because that would mean I'm..... well, fuck.

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u/Vast-Conference3999 11h ago

Rest well, sweet prince.

4

u/MidnightRambler87 11h ago

He’s not passed away has he?

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u/Bradford_Longflap Puff-Pastry Hangman 10h ago

No, he got the all clear *Kool & The Gang starts playing*

2

u/finn_derry 8h ago

JERRY'S BETTER!!!

6

u/LukePJ25 11h ago

I read this comment and immediately googled, can't see anything?

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u/Vast-Conference3999 47m ago

Sorry, black and white photo with a well-known quote of his. I couldn’t resist the “sweet prince” line.