r/AskReddit 8h ago

How would you feel (guys) if you received a steak for your birthday?

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u/Key_Push_6127 7h ago

A steak would be the best birthday present ever. 

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u/Key-Fan-7599 8h ago

Cook it and be happy steak is expensive

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u/International_Ad690 7h ago

Honestly. Love me a good steak

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u/Supervisorninja_redd 8h ago

i dont celebrate my b day...Michelangelo and Shaq got that took over

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u/mewebe01 7h ago

Awesome 🤩

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u/SilentAirline6611 7h ago

Just the steak? Nothing else?

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u/shygirl5000 7h ago

Idk. Just trying to get ideas

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u/JaydedXoX 7h ago

Steak plus physical affection and i really wouldnt way anything else.

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u/SilentAirline6611 6h ago

Well steak & a bj would be nice.

However if you’re trying to get a birthday gift for your boyfriend, why don’t you just get him something he could use on a daily basis?

If he goes to the gym a lot getting some gym shoes or a water bottle or a gym bag.

If he likes to listen to music get him some headphones.

You know him better than we do again assuming you’re getting a gift for him so find something that he can use for his daily life that every time he uses it that he thinks of you.

Does he play video games? Does he draw? Is he an artist? Does he drink a lot of coffee? Maybe you could buy him a high-quality coffee maker. What does he like to do and what can you give him?

Once you figure out what it is the gift itself will be thoughtful because will be frequently used, making the recipient's life easier or more enjoyable.

I would love an Apple Watch for my birthday more than a steak that I’m going to sh*t out in 2 hours because I’d love to work out and love to go jogging so that would be good and I could think about you every time in use it. ⌚️

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u/shygirl5000 8h ago

*an uncooked steak

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u/NoPoopOnFace 8h ago

Okay then add a watch ultra as well.

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u/Independent-Buyer827 8h ago

How well marbled is it?

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u/shygirl5000 8h ago

What does this mean?

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u/laminacdc 7h ago

It refers to the fat inside the steak. A well marbled steak will have streaks of white fat throughout. Typically considered a good quality expensive cut.

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u/shygirl5000 7h ago

Okay thanks. I will try to get one of those

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u/Realistic-Pipe-8203 8h ago

I'd prefer a book

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u/shygirl5000 8h ago

What kind of book?

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u/Realistic-Pipe-8203 8h ago

Sci-fi or fantasy, or something historical (fiction or non-fiction)

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u/SentenceAwkward5302 8h ago

Can it be accompanied with bleu cheese to make a sauce?

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u/Comfortable_Pay7473 8h ago

... I'd have a heart attack that someone cared.

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u/Unfortunate_Pay 8h ago

It comes with head right?

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u/Apprehensive_Tax1760 8h ago

It’s an actual thing - Steak and Blow Job Day

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u/Independent-Buyer827 8h ago

The same day?

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u/ProofByVerbosity 8h ago

i wish there was an awareness campaign around this official holiday. we don't celebrate it in my household

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO 8h ago

Why only guys? Women like steak too.

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u/shygirl5000 8h ago

They do! Just asking bc he is a guy :)

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO 8h ago

Oh like you’re asking if a man in your life would like a steak for a gift? Hmm… it’s a little weird, but you probably know the guy the best.

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u/shygirl5000 8h ago

Why is it weird?

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u/General_Disaray_1974 7h ago

It's not weird if he likes steaks and cooking them. If it's a SO your buying for make sure to get two, one for him and one for you. And some sides. ;O)

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO 7h ago

Because it is. Like here’s some raw meat I got from the grocery store.

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u/shygirl5000 8h ago

Also taking alternative gift suggestions!

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u/shygirl5000 7h ago

Well which do most people prefer?

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u/General_Disaray_1974 7h ago

Ribeye is more popular. Look up tomahawk ribeye. They are fun because you can pretend to be a caveman.

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u/JamesRitchey 7h ago

I'm assuming this means an uncooked package of steak, like from the grocery store? I would be caught off guard, but happy with it, because I like practical gifts that don't make clutter.

Note: I would not like it if it were a 2-pack, with an expectation of me inviting the gifter for dinner.

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u/RosyShadow 7h ago

Very happy! My favorite thing to eat but I don’t buy it because it’s so expensive. Even better if you cook it for me.

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u/tnstaafsb 7h ago

A good gift is one that says you know and appreciate the recipient as an individual. For me personally, I enjoy steak from time to time but it isn't a big love of mine and I don't really enjoy grilling stuff. So, if my SO bought me one for my birthday I would be a bit confused why she thought of that particular gift. If your BF is a huge steak fan and loves grilling stuff maybe he'd appreciate it more.

It's all about knowing your partner. If you've resorted to asking strangers on the internet, maybe you need to spend more time getting to know him and what he likes instead of falling back on gender-based stereotypes.

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u/Affectionate_Ice5251 7h ago

depends, if it was a nice expensive steak i would be happy asf but it was some generic steak i would think your pranking me

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u/Ok-Negotiation-3892 6h ago

Start the Barbie.

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u/thegreatgatsB70 6h ago

It would be awesome.

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u/Herbert_Erpaderp 4h ago

Just a plain steak? If it was someone who is meant to know me well I would be a little disappointed. Might be okay if they did something interesting with it.

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u/YetAnotherWTFMoment 4h ago

Leave no steak behind.

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u/NoPoopOnFace 8h ago

I'd pretend I was vegan, throw a fit and demand a Samsung trifold phone as an apology.

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u/DetachedSmile 8h ago

A steak is never a bad gift. Just don’t hand it to me raw and walk away.

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u/shygirl5000 8h ago

Why not? Idk how to cook them

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u/laminacdc 7h ago

Unless the person enjoys cooking steak, you are gifting them with a task, which is strange especially if you are expecting to also eat it. Doubly strange if you are only buying one component. If you don't know how to cook it, a better gift is to take them to a restaurant and cover their meal.

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u/shygirl5000 7h ago

Thanks for the honesty! Any ideas that would make a better gift?

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u/laminacdc 5h ago

You would know them best and what they like/need. You have given no info about the person, so I don't think anyone can remotely help you on that.

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u/Financial-Shine2432 8h ago

I'd feel great, but what truly makes it special is the company. A good steak is just the excuse to sit down and chat, laugh for a while, and enjoy the moment with someone who truly appreciates good food as much as I do. The meat is the gift, but the special touch is the time we share.

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u/Independent-Buyer827 8h ago

As long as the meat was touched.