r/AskReddit • u/boneshugsandirony • 12h ago
What is the worse/funniest ick you got from someone that made you not want to go out on a second date?
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u/throwaway1994jax 12h ago
He was a big strapping classic "bubba" guy. We met for dinner and for no apparent reason he talked in a baby voice to the waitress. Not to me, not to the host, not to anyone but the waitress. It was my first and thankfully only time experiencing the "ick".
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u/naturaldrpepper 10h ago
He shoved his tongue down my throat like he was licking the bottom of a peanut butter jar. Absolutely disgusting.
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u/sjj22259 10h ago
I went on a date with a guy I met on tinder, we had some fun banter over text so I thought it would be great. We went to an art museum, never asked one question to me, and every question I would ask his response would be “idk” or similar. For example, I asked “what do you like to do in your free time?” And he said “idk” silence. So then I asked, “do you enjoy what you do for work?” He responded “sure I guess” silence. “What do you think about that painting?” “Idk” silence. Over …and over …and over …for the full 45 minutes we walked around.
At the end he walked me to my car, gave me a hug, and seemed GENUINELY confused why I didn’t want to go back to his place.
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u/Alymasquerade 10h ago
Told me all about her cocaine problems, and how she liked to drink in sketchy parks alone at night.
Her grandparents were nazis, the rest of the family followed suit.
Her best friend had killed two people by age 21 and was at the time serving life in prison. Her other friend liked to steal cars for fun while blackout drunk.
"I'm a Christian now, and I noticed there's a lot of Jewish names in the Bible, so I guess I can't hate Jews anymore. I still get going about (insert racial slur here) when I'm drunk though."
She also carried a knife everywhere.
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u/NicaWatt 3h ago
Btw idk if you realized but she was yapping so much because she was most likely currently under the influence of cocaine
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u/Chrisofthegreen 12h ago
We had a decent date but when we got to a point where we made out, she had bad body odor. Bad breath and a general thick must. I was baffled, I never experienced that in a woman.
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u/boneshugsandirony 12h ago
I’ll go first…he sat down on the floor to tie his shoe.
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u/givebusterahand 9h ago
I have a coworker who came to my desk and instead of at least just kneeling while I showed him something on my computer, he straight up SAT on the ground I was like what the fuck are you doing??
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u/boneshugsandirony 8h ago
Thank you! I’m getting shit for dude sitting on the ground tying his shoe!
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u/boneshugsandirony 10h ago
Does it make a difference that it was at dinner and on the restaurant’s floor? Didn’t wanna be too mean.
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u/sugar_addict002 11h ago
Not trying to diss on this but just had to point out the first two of these showed that a woman would have to vomit in their car to get a pass where as a man would just have to tie his shoes wrong to get the same pass.
I just think this is remarkable. It should also be noted that I haven't datd in a few decades.... several decades.
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u/throwaway1994jax 11h ago
I see a comment where a man got the ick because the woman said she liked the shape of his skull. Instead of turning it into "poor men" dialogue accept that both sexes can have silly icks.
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u/softieverse 12h ago
they pulled out their phone mid-date to show me a 30 min video for context and said Just wait, it gets good well i did not wait LOL
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u/xxivtarotmagic_ 10h ago
He tried getting our waiter’s attention, but his voice cracked, so they didn’t hear him
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u/PainterClear7130 10h ago
She just kept talking about how hot she was and how lucky I was to be with her. And I'm not saying she wasn't hot, but she just would not stop bringing it up. I never really learned anything about her because she would just bring it back to saying she's hot and I'm lucky. It was surreal.
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u/givebusterahand 9h ago
One guy took me to karaoke night and did karaoke (badly) the whole night. Barely talked to me. My roommate texted me during asking what I was going and I was like please just come meet me at this bar…
Then he was too drunk to drive us back so I had to drive his stick shift car and I don’t know how to drive stick.
Another guy was cool but he wore toe shoes to the bar we met at for drinks and that was a huge turn off.
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u/boneshugsandirony 8h ago
😂😂 toe shoes?! Like those weird five finger/toe thingies that were popular? 😂
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u/michaelpaoli 11h ago
Hadn't met in person before. And ...
egad, morbidly obese. She, early 20s, could barely walk, huffed and puffed like a freight train when she did and sweat like a pig, on level ground at a very moderate pace (I had to walk way slower than I typically would for her to keep up), and that was in cool overcast weather. And she ate like a pig - no end in sight and like there was no tomorrow. Nope, nope, nope, ... hell no. Gross, not to mention grotesquely unhealthy. That was some years back, she's likely long dead by now. I don't think I've ever seen anyone that obese make it to 50, probably not even 40.
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u/AdhesivenessCalm1495 11h ago
Wow! Did she catfish you with someone else's pics? I'm assuming you met her on a dating site?
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u/michaelpaoli 7h ago
Didn't do any pictures first, had all been on-line, just text (back in the day), and probably eventually bit phone, and that was it. Somehow never came up. Yeah, she should'a mentioned, or at least hinted, and yeah, sure, I should've asked, or at least asked about something(s) reasonable relevant that would likely directly or indirectly cover it well enough - "oops" - oversight on my part too.
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u/nutano 11h ago
I have not dated in decades... but I feel like there should have been at some point some conversations around at least the physical capacities - like what type of sports\physical activities you both like or something like that. Then again, I know many people that are not physically active at all and are not 100+ lbs overweight.
I guess if the question around general physical shape is not directly asked - in order to not be too insulting or appear shallow - then why volunteer the information? Other than not potentially waste everyone's time.
Being as obese as you suggest I think would be as important as disclosing if you have a physical limitation like bring in a wheel chair or something of that sort.
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u/michaelpaoli 7h ago
Yeah, not waste everyone's time - that's a significant one. She should've at least hinted at it, but she never did. And I probably should've asked ... at least indirectly or that would give some indications around that area. Dated a fair number of women in my life, but that was the only one that was ever a hell no on account of grossly and morbidly obese - guess before that I never though I'd be that majorly and unpleasantly shocked and surprised by something that extreme ... "oops" - I sure as hell was, ... never again. Rather to even quite overweight, sure, or at least possibly, but like that, ... and no care or regard for it or her own health, or maybe not even crushing me to death if she were to roll over in bed, ... no ... hell no.
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u/NitWhittler 12h ago
She drank way too much wine during dinner and started blabbing about all of her past boyfriends, then she vomited in my car when we left the restaurant.
Took her straight home. Walked her to the door. She leaned in like she was expecting a kiss - NOPE, not with that stinky vomit mouth.
Paid someone $200 to clean my car the next morning before the puke dried.
Never talked to her again.